Wow.It's been FOREVER since I've updated this thing,huh? It's because I moved on to..{gasps} Myspace and Xanga.So,tons of things have happened since the last update.Brandon and I broke up,I'm going out with Jahcob now,I broke my finger several weeks ago,my hair was recut and highlighted,Sam and her boyfriend broke up...then got back together....so much stuff.Nyuu.But I wouldn't ever dream of deleting this thing.I posted about my first boyfriend on here.Went through some good times.Good...times.Well,if you want,here's my xanga and myspace linkage.

http://www.myspace.com/tehjo

www.xanga.com/short_frog

Yup,there you go.I dunno if I'll start updating this again,though....{shrugs} Who knows?

Feeling:like making a quick blog post

WoAaAaaa...it's been awhile since I've updated.And Dad's ragging me aobut finishing some...game O.o Meh.Weird.Anyway,Mario called his vet friend and I just might have a summer job.Mario rocks.He's like the older brother I don't really have.He gave mom his name tag which now has a home on my dictator jacket. xP I'm now the Starbucks Manager *nod nod* x3 I rock more than you  Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! *pronounced shred in an excited,squeeling way* Whee.Anyway Jazz band is progressing,every guy I know over 20 is shaving their head (like Jess and Steve...) crazymuch,right? Lemme think....what else....errs..I've became a counciler!!Wheeee!! ^ ^ I like helping me friends.It rocks.Oh,and this sexy saxamaphone player has been hugging me lately after school  Hehehe...*coughcoughBrandoncoughcough* So we have thnis redneck family going on. Chris and Spongemama are my grandparents,Sam's my mom,Josh,Max,Tyler,UT,an Xavion are my uncles.Ohz! and an Aunt Bryson on Jacob's side (Hi dad!) Jahcob's my brother,Sage is my adopeted sister,and Brandon...heh...husband.Yup.We rock.But Xavion had an affair with Spongemama...that's how UT got here...and Chris Selk is my grandmama on Jacob's side xDD Crazyness.We all have diff'rnt stories and such.*nod* Yep.In the Thespian family,Brandon is my grandpa and I'm going out with him.....we're all rednecks here at Calhoun!! Come get a big mug of rootbeer and have a sit down to watch Nascar!  xP Heh.My computer uhsloded.....soz I might not update too much if Poppy doesn't come this Sunday.Only occasionally when I don't have anything else to do and the puter is free. This is my fifth time to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.....> .< Teh guy at Quiznos was really funneh. He kept joking with us,and this other guy commented on the gorilla head houseshoes I was wearing when we stepped in.Yea,well I'm off to finish Science homework. Buhhh bye lovelies!(unless your Cameron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YA!)

Feeling: OHMGEE x___x

Ok,well I've just spent atleast two hours getting spyware off my computer x___x Gahck.Well,yesterday I bough WoW ^ ^ Yesness!! It's rockzors.Hey,if you have WoW I'm on the Nathrezim sever and my name is Blairine.Plus I have a lil' impy pet named Belnip.Also I'm undead   I'm only level four...but I'll get up there.I got to level four in about two hours last night,and I'm almost level five.Plus I ish a Warlock.Yea.Well,I'm off to go play xP

Feeling: Ok.

This is one of the most dreaded posts...So Dad came and got me on Sunday, and just kept me till Tuesday.I didn't have guitar lessons today,so why should they rush?Well,Racheal got the stomach flu on Monday,so I went with Dad everywhere and anywhere so I wouldn't have a high chance off getting sick again.Well,we went to some gym called Askew.At one point there was a group of five guys training while Dad was back in Monty's office talking to him and his friend.(I belive his name is Mike)Well,at one point two of the guys started training at this bench closer to me.Notenly one of the guys in this group looked like he worked out,and seemed like he was the most mature out of them.That's blonde guy.Anyway,the guy with the hillbilly boots and the guy with the Linkin Park t-shirt were the ones training.Well,at one point I felt like some one was looking at me,so I looked up and noticed the LP guy was staring at me.Now,the five of them were taking turns glancing at me,so at  fist Iwas just like "Ok..."Then I relized he wasn't stopping.So I cocked my head and furrowed my eyebrows at him until he gave me that "What then?!" shrug.By now,I was creeped out.Finally he said "Why are you just sitting there?It's boring here!!" So I forced myself to laugh,and he walked around all high and mighty for a few moments.You have no idea how much that freaked me out.Yea.So onto what I got for Christmas

From mom's:

Cranium Turbo Edition

S.O.A.D Missle shirt(to replace my old one)

Lime green belt with a black belt buckle that has a four leaf clover on it with an evil skul in the middle

Black and white checker board belt with a black belt buckle that has a silver skull and corssbones on it

55$ in Itunes

See You on the Other Side by Korn

Corpse Bride old timey alarm clock

Corpse Bride mints

25 pink Planet Waves picks

Fairy roller pen

50$ Hot Topic gift card

2 pkgs of guitar strings

2 bottles of crazy nail polish

Crazy chain bracelette

2 pairs of crazy toe socks

A pair of deep pinkish red fairy house shoes

2 knitted beenie,one black one light blue

1 red and grey striped beenie with a huge black skull on the side

A pair of pure black Converse high tops

A nice Emerson three disk stereo

2 bars of cow soap

A necklace with a shiney pick attached

Black pillow

From Dad's:

Taboo(again)

Black leather star bracelette

Happy Bunny CD locker with lock and keys

3 pairs of socks(pink and purple striped,green and black w/ black bow,and pandas on white with houses)

3 pairs of jeans

1 pair of black Tripp pants with lacy chains and pockets

A huge book of electric guitars

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on DVD

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on audio book

CSI hard as heck puzzle

Fall Out Boy jacket

15 multi coloured picks

Black and white checkerboard guitar strap (LEVY'S!!)

Rock the Arts button

Happy Bunny magnets

1 pair of grey socks with blue cheetah spots on them

Panda puppet

guitar strap lock

Travel kit with razor,tooth paste,and toothbrush(cause they forgot my toothbrush >_<

Slim Jims

Dinky skateboard game

singing ducky

A&W Lip gloss set

Toe thingies

Clear nail polish...

lizard pen

I think that's everything.Yea.I got some awesome stuffs.But I also got the whore gift of homesick and a dead cellphone.x__x Meh.Soz it sucked 99% of the time.Sometimes there would be something interesting going on,like Taboo.or Chris making fun of Harry Potter.Saying that all the movies were the same after Ricky asked him if he wanted to play Harry Potter Scene It? with him.Dad and Chris also made fun of the fact Nancy got Ricky a kit with all these knives in it,calling it the serial killer starter kit.xD I wouldn't be suprised if he goes to the hospital fifty thousand times because of that kit....It's suppose to be for "campfire"....Yea right.So I can't really think of anything else.Other than I might have to reschedule my party thanks to stoopid Tiffany.GAwd I hate her.SO I'll let you know about that.Alrighty.Off to listen to me Emerson ^ ^

                                                          <3 Jo

Feeling: Dizzy

Thanks for all the happy birthdays people ^ ^ WEll,yesterday I ended up waking up to horrid stomach pain.Later on,I threw up Blech.It was gross. Well, I ended up sleeping on and off the whole day, and trying to drink water to make sure I could keep it down,so everyone kept calling saying "Happy Puke Day!" and mom joked with me saying "And you thought we didn't get you anything else for your birthday." From mom on the 22nd,I got a new cellphone and a guitar stand ^ ^ Soz tonight is Christmas Eve.Fweee x3 I just might be able to have Christmas Dinner tonight,since I just had some jello and by far it's staying down.I finished Uglies yesterday and started on Pretties.I'm only on page 106,though.To think,yesterday I would feel sick at the thought of food,but today I foam at the mouth xD  Have any of j00 Denton peoplez walked outside today? Man it feels good outside!! U.M. Pubert flooded the bathroom while taking his bath >_< Meh. Don't expect another blog entry tomarrow.I dunno when Dad'll kidnapp me,soz there might be a post,or there might not.*shrug*But I'll try.Alright,well I'm off to watch T.V. and read.Bibi

                                                           <3

Feeeling: Just plain tired

Yea,to catch you up,nothing has happened other than guitar lessons.Those went pretty well,other than the fact I have uber weak fingers.Yea,well,about the party,I dunno if there is gunna be one.*shrug* Dylan started throwing up.He's much better now,but now mom's coughing her head off.I wouldn't want any of me buddies to be sick on Christmas or the week back to school.Yea.Well,I'll keep you guys posted on that.I promise.If anything comes up about it,I'll tell ya.I think it might be a few days before New Years.Hopefully none of you guys will have plans if it ends up falling on New Years...not saying that I wan't you to be bored....x__x Gah now I'm confused.Yea.....ok.Mind's back on track.*pops fingers* Expect some really random posts after this...I just feel randomly tired tonight,and no smiley expresses that.Not even Frenchy.Poor Frenchy..Yea...welllll.....I got Taboo from my Autn for my b-day!! x3 Fwee!! I loves me Taboo.Dad was asking me if it was sexual O.o I just looked up at him and said "The only thing sexual about it is the word virgin...."Then went back to playing with the buzzer.I love that buzzer! Bzzzt,bzzzt,bzzzt,bzzzt.....Ahhh...I could press that big red button all day long.So this year,we're opening every last present on Christmas Eve,then playin' with Santa stuffs Christmas Day.Usually,we would open everything that wasn't from mom ,dad, me, or Dill until Christmas Day.But Dadddeeehhh always comes and picks me up mega early to the point of me rushing and trying to get showered and cleaned and presents opened and yadda yadda yadda yadda...So everything comes outta the paper on the eve,yo.Have you ever felt aklward for liking a band? Just feeling weird because all these fan girls love them? I sometimes do,then I'm like "Wait a moment,you stoopid dill!!You're not a fangirl,you don't drool over their faces,so what's there to be ashamed of??" Hmm....yea.Had to let that outta my system.(of a down)It amazes me that I liked so many great bands,but just recently looked them up and realized who they were.I remember getting asked "Do you like Green Day?" And I'm thinking "Who's Green Day?And why should I care?" Then I realize I've been listening to them basically all my life and I whack my self with the stoopid stick.Ok.I'll end this now since I keep forgetting to continue it....>__<

Feeling: Clappyish

HUZZAH! My birthday at Dad's was actually fun.Only two of nine didn't show up,so that was a good turn out.And Megan came,soz make that 2 out of ten didn't show up.But it rocked.I got these awesome presents.

Brandon & Megan:Led Zeppelin shirt,I <3 Rap bumper sticker,Follow The Leader by Korn,MISTLETOE!!

Sage:Scarf,Green Day Poster,Eragon

*Jahcob: Pretties,Peeps,Book Light

Kyle: 10 bucks

Sam: Barnes&Noble gift card (25 bucks)

Veronica: MULIT-COLOURED PAPER CLIPS!! Flyleaf by Flyleaf

Dad: Dimebag Darrell Crybaby,Distortion DS-1,Killer picks,Fender picks, Gravedigger picks,Guitar Method in the style of Pantera,two cords for my guitar,a cord to connect the pedals,AC adapter for the pedals

Tiffany's family: Panda diary,Purse?!,locker organizer thingy,pimpin' Ipod holder

Erin,Missy,Tom,and Nigel: 20 bucks

* : Means that said person gave me their gift outside of the party.

Yea.They all rock out loud.They didn't have to,but they did,and that was sweet.Well,not Tiffany's family.But everyone else.AND BRANDON WAS WEARING THE KORN T-SHIRT I GOT HIM!! I was so happy to know that it fit and he liked it and all ^ ^ Yea.It was so awesome.Sage stayed the night and played with my new distortion pedals with me.But we went to Interskate and...SKATED! *gasp* It was alot of fun.Cept the factmy Ipod was freaking out O.o And now this week I'm having another party.No presents,just pizza and fun.Megan,would you and Brandon like to come? I'll have a date posted up here soon.I'm not gunna invite much.Just a few people,some of which shall stay the night.It'll be fun,too.Like I said,I'll get a date up here and I'll call everyone three days before the party.Anyways,back to the Interskate thingy.It was loads of fun.Occasionally I would skate with Brandon really slow like.I didn't speed up until the last hour or so.During Wipeout,Kyle and Jahcob went out there,and when the DJ said Wipeout,they went as slow as they could,causing the gus to lose and the girls to win.It was really funny.And Ricky kept skating up to me asking his stoopid questions and telling me dumb things. I got to where I stopped pausing my music and just kept skating along,ignoring anything he had to say.Sometimes I just wanna rip his 'ead off.Heh...at the house Megan gave me her lucky mistletoe.At one point she held it over my head and said "Braaaaaaaaaandoooonn..." And I started giggling furiously.I bet I turned red too.Brandon just laughed and went back to playing SoulCaliber 2.I still have that mistletoe...You know,I would use it on Brandon if I knew how to.That's confusing,huh? Well,I've only ever kissed a family member on the cheek. *nod nod*Well,I've also kissed books,posters,and animals,but that's not the point. Oooo!!I'm gunna make a headband outta it! ^ ~ It'll be funny. Soz I'm off to play with my sexy distortion pedals.

 Love you muches,Brandon

Feeling: Sleepy and ready for Saturday

Ok,I'm gunna make this a quick 'un. So,to catch you up,all this week,by far, has been finals.Tomarrow is the last final and then we're THROUGH! FWEEE!! Plus tomarrow and Friday are half days,so that rocks too.Well,yesterday we moved into the new band hall,which smells all new and is fun to hide in.So many doors an bathrooms an lockers...*drool*It's spiffeh.But it's also easy to get lost in...but today was fun.During seventh period we were either folding cloth or doing Gingerbread Man.Jahcob and I buddied up and did the G Bread Man.You basically have to make words out of that,with no otomotapedias ,proper names,and a bunch of other rules.Yea.And the last twenty minutes of class was spent taking things to J107.At one point,Jahcob and I went through all the costume racks to the very back of the room.We started yelling "HELP!!" And laughing really hard.One of the costumes had hit me in the face,and it smelled shweateh. x__x But it was funny.Then we kept saying neigh really loud.Why?Well you shoulda been there,huh? Just kiddin'.It twas because we were holding these stools out infront of us,and we were all "Woa...I feel like a horse." Why? I dunno.Yea.Today was also the Thespian Meeting.I went,even thought I'm not sure if I am a Thespian yet.Well,it was fun anyway.And  got to see Brandon's sexy scarf trick xP Don't ask.You weren't there,so it wouldn't make much sense anyway.Well,I'm not sure what else to say...My mind has sploded,soz...maybe I'll think of more later.

                                                                                <3 Jo

Feeling :Slightly Bipolar 

Well,tomarrow we leave for Waco.I'm excited,of course,but I'm having mixed emotions.Excitement,dred,woa,why? grr,spazy...all those are hitting me at once.Yea.Kinda sucks.But I'm mostly excited.Those other ones just keep poping up cause they're jealous that they aren't the main emotion.*nod nod* Soz nothing has really happened other than cleaning,getting birds unstuck from the blinds,chatting with Brobro....yup.The usual.I'm still not sure if I'm going to the band concert...or play practise that's after school,but I'll be at school.You can bet on that.Yea,so yesterday I watch this PETA film on someone's xanga.They will go unamed as of now.Well,it was this whole thing on how abused farm animals are.Basically vegetarian propaganda,telling all this stuff.The people who made that are sick and twisted.I ended up crying at the end.Just completely breaking down and sobbing.That'show hard it hit me.So tonight when I made hamburgers,I didn't touch mine.Those images are permanantely stapled to my mind.Some people need to know,but others truly don't even need to hear or even see it.So I dunno if I'm going vegan,or vegitarian,or what.But now I feel really guilty for drinking milk,or eating eggs, or enjoying a steak. Even thinking about it makes me depressed.So today is the day one of the greatest guitarists on the face of this earth died.That's right,today is the day that Dimebag Darrell was shot during a concert.Please have a moment of silence for him,pray for him or whatever.And think of Vinnie Paul.Even if you hate rock music please do it.Even if you don't know Darrell please just bow your head and think,ok?Here's to you,Darrell.You've inspired many a guitarist to actually start playing,or keep playing.I'll end my post with this in your thoughts.

                                                       <3 Jo

Feeling:IT'S RAINING ICE!!

IT'S RAINING ICE RIGHT NOW!! AND I'M IN TEXAS!!OH, and forget what I said on the last post.About never wearing that coat again.Forget that! I love my Pimp Jacket! So anyway Sam and I got picked up early since it started...icing.I've been home for a while now,but I only recently got online.Well,more like 54 minutes ago....Yea.So far.2:59 right now.Soz I've just been sittin' back and watching TV like the lazy bum I am.Yea,so the first three periods of school went fine.Except for the fact that *WARNING! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS PERSONAL! IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT,THEN JUST STOP READING ALREADY!!* before first period,my bra came off  o.o I have no clue how,but it did.So I was almost late to class thanks to that...it was slightly embaressing.But I got over it.That's why I posted it.It's like that one time thatI wore my band shirt,but forgot to put my polo on under it.And didn't realize that till seventh period. >__< I do some pretteh stoopid things sometimes.*shrug*But that makes me Jo,right?Ok.Well,guitar lessons went fine yesterday.Thanks for asking.Jesse constantly had to help me with positioning my left hand,cause my thumb would be too high, or my wrist would be too bent.Trust me,playing guitar isn't as easy as you think it is.It isn't just sit down and play the most awesome riff ever on your first try.It's practise forever,then one day finally sit down and play that awesome riff.that's why so many people get aggrivated and quit.Cause you can't play awesomely the first time you pick it up.It isn't magikal in the sense that you can play anything the first try.You've gotta learn the fundamentals first.Then shred later   I'm not at that shred later place.I'm more of 1/100th of the way done with fundamentals. >__O  Meh.Oh well.I loves it anyway.Well,did you realize I'll be out of town in two more days?Betcha didn't. But I did.I'm excited. Mom gave me the option of staying home...with my "biological" father to go to Brandon's birthday.Brandon,I love you much, but spend a whole weeked with Tiffany? For one barely whole day with you?Meh.But don't worry.Brandon will get his presents and a nice message from meh on Saturday.Hopefully around the afternoon.Or maybe that night.Depends on what all goes on that day.It might even need to be Sunday.But he'll get his message either way.Soz,I guess that's about it.I'm off to find interesting games to play.

                                       Jo

P.S I LOVE J00 BRANDON