Well,Sage should be home today...so I'll have to call her house here soon to see if she's home.I think I'm going mad.Or I'm turning bipolar.....Or that FREAKIN dsl just has my nerves rattled.I'm getting mad so easily right now.Oh well....hopefully a hot shower will cure that.I think I'm just kinda nervous...stressed.My boyfriend is getting on some plane today.Wouldn't answer the phone yesterday...My grandma is suffering from cancer,and I'm not sure if that's my dad on that plane.Some of the ladies in family support have been saying that when their husband came home,he had a really bad temper,ducked at loud noises,...the list goes on,but those are the main things I remember.I'm afraid that dad under went one of those personality changes too.I have so much pressure squeezing my brain that I'm about to burst.With grandma,and Brandon,and dad.....and then breaking the news to Daddy about not wanting to go to his house at all while Dad's home.Daddy always starts these guilt trips whenever I tell him I don't want to go to his house that weekend.I hate it.Use to,I would cry afterwards,or cry during the convo.Now it just makes me mad.I understand he loves me,and wants to see me every single waking moment,and that I'm his only child(not that he acts like I'm his child sometimes...) but he's gotta understand.I just wish for once that he could understand,and instead of the phone getting really quiet,and him going on and on about not getting to see me all the time,that he would say "Ok Jordan,I respect that decision.Instead,how about I come and get you on Sunday,and we go and do something." But I know that would never happen.Working out is WAY too important to him."Daddy,how about you come on Sunday instead and we go see a movie or something?" small silence "Well,that's just a bad time for me." longer silence "But I still want to see you this weekend.I just don't want to come over" "Why dont you want to come over?It will give you a break from Dylan.You don't have any annoying siblings over here"  another small silence "But I want to spend time at home this weekend"  "But your mom gets to see you all the time.I barely get to see you at all." I pause,my lower lip quivering.Long,long,akward silence "Are you still there?" "Y-y-yes..." "Well,since you just don't want to see your dad,I guess I'll go now.I love you." "I love you too daddy." *click*     I remember how I would be close to tears.All this pain,and hurt just to stay home one weekend.Imagine how worse it might get to stay home until Dad leaves...this weekend,the next...I bet alot of you think I'm just weak.Well that might be true.Maybe I am weak hearted.And the rest of you are feeling sympathy/empathy.Well don't.Cause I'm alright.I'm still alive,aren't I?Well,I'm gunna go ahead and stop.I need to take my shower.I need to let the dogs out,and bag grass heaps....All kinds of stuff.Including reclean my room abit....scrub the bird's cages,all kinds of stuff.

Wow.It's the first of July.It'll be August soon,and I'll be off in Corinth,Mississippi.Sage is headed to Galveston today.Some spur of the moment road trip thing that her mom planed the night before.Nothin' much goin on here...no one I know from school has talked to me in a while....well,Julia and Sage.Sam died or something.I've IM'ed her fifty million gazillion times,but she doesn't reply.Jocelynn has talked to me.Pretty much every day now.I need to make another L.O(layout in scrapbooker terms ><)soon.I have tons of supplies.Mom say that if I have an interest,she'll be sure to supply me.I hope this isn't something I'm interested in now,but will hate later.I hate myself when I do that.Make everyone go out and spend money just for me to end up disowning it in my own little way.Oh yes.I had promised a review,didn't I?Well,I might start on that.I don't really get on the computer too often.I crave rollplaying and writing right now....something creative....but I'm so lazy.I've played my guitar a few times,with insperation from Destin,my new Canadian buddy.(the one that has replied to most of my posts ;))Well.I got two invites to join a website called 'hi5'.I think it's some dating website.I might join if it's not.Or just join out of curiosity.My curiosity can really mentally kill me.It'll dig and dig and dig at me until I finally deside to investigate.I will probably go mentally insane one day because I can't figure something out.My family and friends will one day be standing outside,watching men in white coats drag me into a huge van with pading in the back as I scream "I DONT GET IT!!!WHY CANT I FIGURE IT OUT?!?!" Yup.I can picture it now.Well,I think I have finally ran out of things to type.Maybe.I might type again later.I dont know.Oh yes,I just realized that Julia is clueless.She and Sam invited me to join some website called hi5,so I asked her what it was.Basically,it's a dating service.I told her I wouldn't be stupid enough or even stoop that low if I wasn't with Brandon.All she said was "i would lol" >< She doesn't understand that it could end up being some 20 year old rapist...but of course,she once told this "guy" that she would compare herself to Jessica Simpson,even though she's overweight....she's prolly about as tall as J.S.,and maybe the same hair length,but that's all O.o Yes,I know how harsh that is.Yes,I dont really care.She tortured me in 1st grade,and the only reason she's my friend is because I kicked that blubbery arse.One day she decided to punch me in the gut,so the next day I punched her right back.Now she considers me her 'friend'.O.o So yea...I dunno if I want to join that site.I've already gotten about five more invites from Julia within the past few minutes,so I might join to get her off my back...I dunnno.. Well,I'mm gunna go check it out.I'm so freakin' curious......

You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things,

from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love,

hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being

seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear.

They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering

into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to

 reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many

unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

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Dragon		75%
Faerie		75%
Mermaid		50%
WereWolf		42%
Demon		17%

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I couldn't help myself.

Soz last night we watched "Hide and Seek".It inspired me to finally write all of those reviews,so there's prolly gunna be fifty million updates over the next few hours.But oh well.Atleast I'm finally getting around to it....Anyway,I'll prolly get on that now...No rush.I can take my time.It's not like anyone REALLY wants to see what I have to think,anyway.It's not like my blog is popular and everyone flocks to it to see what I have to say,and what I'm doing.Maybe an ocasional look from my buds on AIM,or a reply from Destin.Not saying that you guys aren't great....but,ya know....Anyway,I've got a new obsession.S.O.A.D.They're an awesome band.The guitarist is especially awesome.If anyone IM's me on yahoo,msn,or aim check out my icon.Take a look into the awesome eyes of Daron....Well,maybe I'll find a icon with all of them in it,since their all equally awesome.:P Ok.So I better get started on those reviews before I end up forgetting and not doing them.>< I do that way too often.Want to do something,but keep forgetting. .o.;; Soz,I'll get started on those now.I just might start writing a story too.Hm.So much to do,so little time to remember...

The movie is the long-awaited end to the Starwars series.May I say,the long-awaited end may appeal best to a long-time fan who has uber knowlodge about the series.I myself am a fan,but I was confused throughout the whole thing.The begging is crystal clear,but it seems as if George Lucas wanted the movie to last out.Some parts drone on,as if he thought of nothing else  to put in,but was trying to keep his fans satisfied.I belive the movie was pretty good,but some of the earlier works were much better.The movie seemed to lack something.The action scenes were mindblowing,which made up for some of the dialogue.The movie has three nominations by the Teen Choice Awards,for Hayden Christensen,Natalie Portman,and for the movie overall.

Jo's star rating: * * * * four stars

Most akward quote: " I don't know you any more. Anakin, you're breaking my heart. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I can't follow!"Amidala

Favorite quote: "So this is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause."Amidala

Funniest quote:"We're still flying half a ship!"Obi-Wan

The third or so remake of the play that shook the country.The movie makes you jump,stick,and stay.It truely mesmorizes you,for I havn't been too big of an alien movie fan.The effects are amazing.Especially the Tripods and Aliens.And the Thunder storms are astounding! I especially favored the noise the Tripods made.Some strange call that seems to pull the others from what they're doing. It makes you laugh,cry,and fear for the lives of others.So many emotions blended in without making it corny.It's a must-see.Dakota blows the audience away.She's mouthy,funny,and screams loud enough to be heard from three theatres over.There are some gorey parts,so be careful of that if you're very squeamish.Oh,and if you don't like watching people be disintegrated then go ahead and see it anyway.That part doesn't last long.But you do get to see Tom Cruise freak out cause he has their remains all over him.Oops!I've said too much!It's won two awards from Golden Trailer for Best Action and 2005 Summer Blockbuster.

Jo's star rating: * * * * * five stars

Favorite quote:Ray Ferrier: They're not from around here.
Robbie Ferrier: You mean they're, like, from Europe?
Ray Ferrier: No, Robbie, they're not from Europe.

Funniest quote:Rachel Ferrier: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Ray Ferrier: Since when?
Rachel Ferrier: Birth.

So this movie is gorey and has a tad bit of nudity,so beware kiddies.It has it's hilarious points,and it's hair-raising points.Basically,it has it's jumpy parts that make you fall out of your seat,and it's parts where you fall out of your seat with laughter.Well,I was laughing all through it,so I wouldn't really know what parts were suppose to be funny.Anyway,the movie was GREAT.It has something for everyone.Action,gore,nudity,cursing,humor,horror...and even music.Beautiful music....*snicker,snicker*Anyway,this movie is great.Even if you don't like horror flicks,go see it.Just do like I do and plug your ears when you think something is about to happen.(lol)This,hands down,is great.Go see it now!!

Jo's star rating:* * * * * five stars

Favorite quotes: Kaufman: Zombies, man. They creep me out.

Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some flowers in the graveyard.
Charlie: "Put some flowers in the graveyard". How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.

Funny quote: Pillsbury: [Motown is hotwiring a car] Yellow to red!
Motown: What the fuck does a Samoan know about hotwiring a fucking car?
Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

So this is your basic physcopath killer type movie.I'm not going to reveal anything,but it's very confusing when you watch it for the first time.Some of you may guess it,but I didn't.Anyway,the begging is very moving,very sad.I liked this movie.It wasn't complete and pure nirvana,but it was pretty great.It is one of those "makes you jump unexpaintantly every once and awhile" movies.Not constant scary.Dakota has really outdone herself.Two movies in my blog with her in them?Great young actress right there.Well,it's won an award from the MTV Movie Awards for Best Frightened Performance to the young Dakota.Next,it's nominated by the Golden Trailer for Best Horror,and by the Teen Choice Awards for Thiller.

Jo's star rating:* * * * * five stars

Most chilling quote:Sheriff Hafferty: Neighbor called. Said there was a problem. Whatcha drawing there?

Emily Callaway: You. Dying.

Ok.I found this at velvetturtle's blog. Something to do in your spare time,if you will.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I died from natural causes:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Hair:
» Family:


WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
» Hold my hand?:
» Take a bullet for me?:
» Keep in touch?:
» Try and solve my problems?:
» Love me?:
» Date me?:


HAVE YOU EVER:
» Lied to make me feel better?:
» Wanted to kiss me?:
» Wanted to kill me?:
» Broke my heart?:
» Kept something important from me?:
» Thought I was unbearably annoying?:


And More-
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

So Saturday I was ripped from home to go to Oklahoma and visit Tiffany's great uncle.They had four kittens and two dogs.The dog Fat Sam kept going across the street cause the puppy Rocky kept trying to play with him,and he didn't want to play.Poor fat thing.So I played with the dog pretty much all day.I had all these bite marks on my arms>< And Rachel nearly killed me.I got really tired after she chased me five times to rub this hummingbird syrup on me.And that stuff was blood red,and stained horrbly.And with how white my skin is,it would look like I'm bleeding or something.....So I eventually wore out and sat down on the porch.Well,first she grabbed my hat and threw it to Rocky.He went to run off with it*note:this is a twenty dollar hat,and it's my favorite* but I yelled and screamed and finally got it back.Well,then she pined me.She sat down on my bad leg when it was crossed overthe other.Then she desided to dig her sharp nails into my arm,all the while I'm having a horrible time trying to breath,and I'm so tired I can't really do anything.So I waited until finally I made it inside.Then I just stayed inside for a bit.Went back out repeatedly.So I have tons of bug bits on my legs.Then yesterday,I called The Edge.I'll just copy and paste what I told my friend...

 I called in to request a song.
"Hey,I would like to hear BYOB." and he said "Cool.Say HUUU and I'll play it."So I yelled "HUUUU" and then he said "Hey,can you do me a favor?" so I said sure.He said "Can you say 'I wanna hear the new Nine Inch Nails'?" So I said "Yea,sure.That song rocks." and he so "No,I want you to say it." So I said "I wanna hear the new Nine Inch Nails" and he talked about how the lead singer(I think..) is all ripped,and looks like he's taking steriods,and how he missed the skinny white guy.Then he thanked me and we hung up
Jobug122391: So,then later on,he played my call.Cept he said "What's up?" and all you heard was "I wanna hear the new NIN" and then he tlaked about the lead singer again,then he said "Alright,now say HUUU" and it played me yelling it.Then he laughed,and played The Hand That Feeds.

So,that's what happened.I called Sage up afterwards and said "Sage...are you using me too??" and she freaked out.Well,I now officially hate Ricky.I use to think he was ok.Pretty funny.But now he flirts way too much,and tries too hard to be funny.Today,he would come in my room while I was listening to the radio and ask me if the song was punk.That got rather annoying.I finally yelled at him and he went away...Speaking of radio,I tried to call Brandon.I think he's still in Rome....Wow.What a long trip.So,nothing really going on.Dad left today.My cousins ad most of my family on my mom's side is hiding out in Florida thanks to that damn(sorry mom) hurricane.I'm still worried about them even though I talked to Corri earlier and she said they were ok.Ok,now to go comepletely off topic.Today we went and had lunch with Chris,Tiffany's stupid,40 yr old porno mag brother,for his b-day.We went to Pai Wei(pay-way).It was pretty good.I had a rice bowl with Lo Mein chicken.It was tastey,but not really filling.I ended up eating again later.But anyway,this brother of Tiffany's is one sad man.He's greying,has double chins,in his fourties,getting fat,and is dating some chick that has two sons and is in her twenties.He keeps porno mags in his bathroom*cough,cough* and he has the Playboy channel.His family was gunna celebrate his birthday yesterday,but he had a "Poker Night".He doesn't nessicarily like his family.He tries to keep them very far away.The only one he likes is Alisha*gags*.Everyone likes her....cause she so perfect and acts so freaking stupid.Oh well.I shouldn't complain about her.I'm better than her in many ways....I think o.x I'm cunfuzzled....Well,I know my friends,boyfriend,mom,mom's side of the family,and me Sgt Fatty would say I'm much better than her.Yay.That makes me happy ^ ^ Ok,well,I'm gunna go find out who this Lou guy is and hunt down that DJ....

I can't think of anything corny to use as a title,so your outta luck today.Nothing much to say today.Nothing has really gone on since my last post.Well,other than a great conversation with me mommy :D

"You know how each time you or Dylan says a dirty word I wash your mouth out with soap?"

"Yea..."

"Well,do I have to scrub your hands with soap since your typing dirty words?"

Yes.Very interesting conversation.Our conversations are always interesting.So,have you ever watched that show called "I Want To Be A Hilton"? It's quite interesting.Why anyonen would want to be a Hilton is beyond me.I wouldn't care if they were rich or famous.It'd bug me,living under that household.Even being there for five seconds would make me scream.I wanna see "My name is Earl" also.I think that's the show title....Hm.Oh well.It's seems like it's about some guy who has done all of this bad stuff,and so to turn his karma around,he goes and,I guess,tries to make it up to those people.Well,I still have no clue who all is invited to that party.Aiyana is trying to avoid me at all costs,for some reason.And it's only been recently that she's done this.As in today recently.I dunno.I think I'm just crazy.That rumor is still bugging the heck outta me...Hmmm.Well,I best go do whatever I was last doing.

So I've desided to rant on chatspeak.(Cut me some slack.This is my first rant...) Chatspeak...the whole "hi amy ho r u?!" type of talk.Basically,it was once a way to shorten short words to atleast one or two letters and/or numbers.Now it's just some messed up thing that pretty much all teenagers use.What's so freakin' cool about it?

amyroxx101: lyk hi jamie!!ho r u?!

fluffybunnyfoofoo: LYK OMG!!AMY!!IM GR8T!!HO R U DOIN?

amyroxx101: omg im gr8t 2!!im goin 2 the park soon.u wanna go 2?

fluffybunnyfoofoo : OMG YA!!COOL!!ILL GO & GET REDY!!

Now what's wrong with this?This is an actual conversation between two teens.Now,as me being a teenager,these people give me a bad name since I don't do that type of crap.This is how it SHOULD sound...

amyroxx101: Hi Jamie.How are you?

fluffybunnyfoofoo: Oh hey Amy!I'm doing great.And how are you?

amyroxx101: I'm doing pretty good.I'm going to the park today.Would you like to come?

fluffybunnyfoofoo: Oh,that would be awesome.I'll go and get ready.

See?This is how it SHOULD sound.Actually,look.But I don't get why this is so popular.It's annoying and drops your IQ level to 20.Then later on in life you go to write an essay and you dont get your collage deploma because you used chatspeak and dont know how to actually spell it.And then you go and work at McDonalds to try and earn a living for your three kids to survive.That causes the Social Services to go after you because Little Timmy is bone skinny and smells horrible and his clothes don't fit.Then the whole world comes and stones you for using chatpspeak in the first place.Then your family disowns you and you die because your IQ level drops below zero.Have you ever been in a chatroom with someone using that?"lyk hi jo!!!omg!!" Makes you want to shoot them until they stop using chatspeak.I wonder if Christians get zapped by God if they use chatspeak.I bet they do.That's why there is a such thing as ghosts.And that's why most of them are p/o'ed.Cause they were such freaking losers to use chatspeak and get kicked out of heaven."hey god!!lyk omg!!ho r u?!"ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP."Take that,Amy!Mwahahaha!!" I betcha he has a full file of people who he will kick out later on when they die.He has a desk and a file cabinet with a whole list longer than any Santa with names of chatpspeakers and he has a lightning bolt with each and every single on of their names on it."DIE YOU FREAKING CHATSPEAKER!!!" ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP. That's what they all get.Enternity on earth because they were retards and didn't know how to spell.Well,this is all for today,kiddies.And remember,God will hate you if you use chatspeak.

Nothing happened this weekend.Dad came and picked me up at around 4 or so.When he called I freaked out and was rushing to get ready when I noticed some of my arm warmers were missing,so I searched for those for quite sometime.Anyway,We went and re-saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.Who's complaining?I love the movie.Cept this time this guy with really screwed up feet sat next to me.....his feet made me have nightmares o.o Well,I had a really hard time sleeping last night even though I was exhausted.I dunno what's going on,but I've been having a really hard time falling asleep lately.Maybe excitement?I'll never know.Well,Sunday was ok.I think I hurt Tiffany's feelings....boo-hoo.*tear,tear*She invited me to go...bike riding with her.Pah.Like I would do that.So I talked on the phone the whole time.Half of the time with Sage and the other half with Grandmama and Papa.So I'll be headed to Mississippi here soon.I hate the way Tiffany talked at Chili's on Saturday.We were talking about the trip,and she goes and says "That's good.You really should see your Grandmama while you still have the time,since she's ill and all." That upset me.A blow straight to the heart.I have all of the time in the world to see her.She isn't gunna get any sicker.Why,she hasn't even lost her hair,with the kimo and all!As papa said, "You're a fiesty old gal.You're gunna live to be old"(to grandmama,that is :D) So I still have a movie reveiw to do.Hm.Well,I shall go find something to do.Seems like being on the computer so often has led me to boredom.Well,maybe that means I wont give up doing my homework this year in order to get on x___x Well,so long.(is gunna start saying goodbye at the end of each post)

          Love, Jo

This movie is a great family film.Children and adults alike can enjoy this movie.The whole movie is based off of the book writen by Roald Dahl,not a sequel to the older Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,nor a remake of it.I loved the movie all around,but the only major flaw I noticed was the fact that the oompa loompa's songs can be very hard to understand.Otherwise the movie is sheer perfection.Johnny Depp did a great job,as he always does.He cracks everyone up with his small dances,humorous faces,and straight forward,childish attitude.And,ofcourse Deep Roy did a splendid job,for he plays all of the oompa loompas.This movie is just pure awesomeness.The set for the inside of the factory is great.Just the fantasy place everyone dreams of.The movie is bound to crack you up and make you smile.So go out and see it.It's fantastic.It has been nominated by the Golden Trailer for Most Original.And boy do they derserve it!

Jo's star rating:* * * * * five stars

Favorite quotes: Willy Wonka: Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies.

Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts.*pause*I love peanuts!

Willy Wonka:You smell like old people!And soap.And that's nice.

Most wrong quote: Willy Wonka: Don't touch that squirell's nuts! You'll drive him crazy!

Yea.I know that the title is probably attracting people for the wrong reasons x___x But anyway I've started chatting with my old friend Carla.We met on NbN when rollplaying,so we started to talk over AIM.She's an obsessed anime fangirl,but I like her.She's the only one who can put up with my constant rollplaying :D Nothing new today.Except one of our tea jugs melting when mom put scorching hot tea in it x__XAnd it never had a warning label,so I told mom that we could sue the company since she almost touched a wet plug .Wet plug+being pluged in=BUZZZZZZZZZ! Mwahaha....tons and tons of moneyz for us.Ha.I wish.So Aiyana's party is this weekend.Hm.I'm still trying to decide if I wanna go or not.It sounds like it'll be fun..3 more days till that....I haven't even asked mom yet.I dunno if she would say yes on Thursday.Hmm...maybe.Maybe not.*pokes mom*When you read this,tell me if it's alright if I can go to Aiyana's party so I can make a final decision.Thank ye!*I'll be sure to ask tomarrow too*11:00 am-3:30pm.Well,I gotta go to bed.Nights

                                         Love, Jo

Well I JUST got back from me Poppy's house.He came down on Wednesday with little notice to pick me up.After he picked me up we drove around for a bit.We went and visted this old friend of his that's a teacher.He teaches you how to fly a plane.I got to sit in the plane for abit and look at everything.It was pretty cool.Very small plane though.We looked at everything and anything in Fort Worth.Then we went shoppin'.We went to this bookshop that had really cheap cds,games,and books.I got my Creed(Weathered) cd back.That made me sooo happy.Then we went over to the West Side cafe and ate lunch.Afterwards we headed back over to the book store.They had TONS of rock cds.I was basically trying to just replace my old cds.I got  Belive by Disturbed that time.Together the two cds were 16 dollars.That's mega cheap for two cds.Then we went shopping at the mall and then Borders.At Borders I got Babylon by Skindred and Reise,Reise by Rammstein.Then I got a thing called "Teach Yourself-Beginner's German"I haven't tried it out yet,but it came with two audio cds and a book.All that for twenty bucks.Then we headed to his house and I got to work scanning pictures.After awhile we went to the cafe again and ate dinner.Then we headed to his house and waited a few minutes and we headed off to the swimming pool right at sunset.It was a nice swim.Then we got to his house,dried off,and got ready for bed.Poppy slept in his recliner and I slept in this little chair thingy that rocks back and forth.Next morning I took a shower and we went and had breakfast at West Side.Then we headed off to the trainstation and rode the TRE to Dallas and back.I think the two guys that were sitting next to us were gay...Then suddenly Poppy noticed these two cup holders for the seats facing us.He mentioned them and I said "Yea,but we don't have any cups." Then he said "Sure we do.You have two A cups." Then I yelled" NO!!" and then he said "D cups then." and the two guys next to us looked over and stared.I've never been redder in all of my life...Well,after we got off that we headed to eat and then we headed to Target and Wal*Mart and we got some goggles,two n00dles and a big ball for the pool.Then we went and ate(I hope I have the order of things right...x__x) at Luby's.Later on we went and swam and then that night I slept in the recliner and Poppy went and slept in his room.Then the next morning we headed down here.At Target I saw Mesmorise by SOAD for only 12 bucks!!Maybe I can head up to Target soon and get it.I would've gotten it on Wednesday but first off no one was running the register at Sam Goody's,and it was REALLY expensive at the other places(except Target).On Wednesday Cole called me cell and invited me to a poool partay.He called the house back and gave mom all the info.August 13 is when.Brandon,Danica,and Sage are the only people he told me about.There are several others that he didn't mention,soz I dunno...Aiyana's party is tomarrow,but that would be such short notice to ask now.*Shrugith* Supposively it won't be a "party" without me but I highly doubt that.I bet everyone would much rather me NOT be there than me being there.She prolly tells that to everyone...that it wont be a party without them so they'll feel all fluffy inside and go.It prolly works,but wow.Lying to your guests to get them to come?Whats the point?I dunno.Well,I wanna try this stuff called Pocky.I think it's pronounced "Poe-key" but anyway it's a long,skinny biscut dipped/coated in stuff like chocolate.It sounds really good,but I guess I'll just have to find out myself.Well,I actually didn't sleep well on Wednesday.I stayed up the longest time and I only slept about two hours when I finally fell asleep.Then I fell back asleep and kept tossing and turning until about five in the morningSo I got four hours asleep all in all since I woke up around seven in the morning.Atleast I slept good last night.But it was my knees that kept me awake.They were bothering me.I don't really know why.Could've been the fact that the tropical storm Emily or w/e had moved up into Texas.Well,I guess I'll stop now.I've been typing for awhile.Well,anyway if any of you are reading this and chat with me over an IM service then your outta luck cause I'm on mom's puter.If any of you wanna cotact me just call.Or,Destin,you could just reply to this here post.Well,time to learn German!

                                     Love, Jo

Wow.It's been awhile since I've updated this thing.Well,let's get this show on the road.On Saturday I went to Aiyana's house for her partay.We went and picked Cole up first,since his mom was at work.The party was fun.Chris,Jacob,Brison and Sage all showed up.We played some weird games,ate pizza,listened to music,and watched a japanese movie called "Premonition".The movie was pretty good.At one point this newspaper hit the window(in the movie) and everyone jumped and screamed.It was HILARIOUS.I laughed pretty much all through the movie since it had english subtitles.Well,I got home alittle after three thirty.Dylan's buddy came and stayed the night,and Daddy didn't come pick me up since it was getting really late and he was too busy at his weight lifting meet with Alisha.Well,Sunday he called and told me that we were going to see Fantastic Four.Then he mentioned Alisha and my whole day was ruined.Apparently she came down on Friday and stayed with them.So since she had never been(not that I hadn't ever went,but she had never went) to the Magic Time Machine we were going to go eat there.Well let's just say the whole day I didn't barely smile.I was NOT a happy camper.At the MTM all the waiters/waiteresses are dressed up like a different movie character or whatever and all of the tables have decorations put all around them.It's a cool place,I guess.Well,the kids menu is a autograph book so when I found out our waiter was Willy Wonka I got all excited.Then he started flirting with Alisha....I got rather upset so at one point,after getting him to sign my booklet thingy I got up and wlaked around by myself to find Waldo(the pun was not intended) and Wayne,who were both really hot and didn't know Alisha exsisted.So those two rocked.Plus Willy said "Wow,isn't she just a little cheerleader?" to me since I was wearing black and white.I looked gothic or something I guess,but that didn't really make me smile.Well,then last night Sam came over and spent the night.We had fun.We kept acting like we were retarded,and since my shorts were so baggy I kept pulling them up and walking around with my pants around my ribs.We had alot of fun last night.Mom kept trying to teach me how to dance,but I was so embaressed and I'm not quite sure why.I just was.Wow.I have two movie reveiws to do.I dunno if I'll get around to it today.Plus I feel a rant coming on.Hm.Maybe you guys will get a rant and two movie reveiws plus this update.*shrug*But I dunno.

                                     Love, Jo

Ok,one thing I dont get is why they censor "crude" language on TV and certain cds.What's the point? In real life,if someone flips you the bird and calls you a mother effer,Mr.Blur is not gunna come and eat their middle finger and Mr.Bleep isn't gunna cover the bad,bad word from staining your poor,innocent little ears.People have GOT to understand that those "words" are an everyday phenominon.Your kids aren't gunna be protected fromit.Trust me.My preschool teachers use to curse at me.My teachers slip up,on purpose or not.Everyone at school who listens to rap and hip hop,or should I say "the homies",will constantly use it cause no one really cares.And it's all around us.Shitaky Mushrooms for example.That word is hilarious,but what word do you see in there that people are so offended by? Let's rethink this. Shitaky Mushrooms. Now look at what thousands of kids are saying? It's all thanks to a KID movie,Spy Kids 2.Especially online content.Whenever little Johnny is chatting with his buddies on AIM,he isn't acting like that pure little Christian child that he is.And it's all because his parents try to censor everything!So when he hears the word "shit" he jumps for joy at this new word he can yell out each time he stubs his toe.Trust me,most kids who have everything censored end up finding out at school.Like Ricky and Racheal.They aren't perfect!They don't act like their relidgion!! Ricky once mumbled "You stupid mother fucker" at this one guy before.AND HIS PARENTS CENSOR EVERYTHING!! My mom tells me it's alright as long as I don't repeat everything.Trust me,I've had a few slip ups,but atleast I don't go around cursing my brain out because I have no clue what it means.And I'm tired of censored CDs.There's no point.One day Little Ginny is gunna go to google and look up what the lyrics ACTUALLY say.And then,since she has no clue what it means,she's gunna go tell her teacher the brand new word she just learned!It's just best to be honest instead of trying to protect.Well,this has been What's Up With You? brought to you by Jo.Tune in next time to see what's on this girl's mind.

                                       LoVe, Jo

Well,I'm finally showing my face on mindsay after my long trip to and back from Corinth Mississippi.I was actually back on Saturday after school clothes shopping,but when I got back home I just spent time with everyone.I actually got online last night,but I didn't feel like posting yet.So I kept a small journal thing during the trip that of which I wrote in everyday.Most of the entries are quite rushed,so don't expect anything great.So tomarrow is band camp.I can't wait!! I get to see Brandon!! And by the sounds of it,he got me something really nice from Italy.He didn't have to do that,though....but I guess it proves he does think of me.Well,not as much as I think of him....but anyway band camp is tomarrow,Wednesday and Friday I think.Then Cole's b-day pool parrrrtay is Saturday.Plus we have some Family Support Group meeting to go to.Mom gave them my school supply list so that way they can help us get everything.I have clothes,new Converse(they are a pea soup green),and a spiffy new Happy Bunny backpack.Well,it's not really a backpack...it's kinda like the backpack Aiyana had  in seventh grade.The one form Hot Topic,but I'm guessing you have no clue what it looked like.Meh....I'll try to find a link so thataway you can see it.I'm thinking of putting a little media player thingy on my blog to play music.It'll be awesome.Ok,well on Saturday I wore me new glasses(they look like glasses Elton John would wear.The eye pieces are shaped like huge stars,outlined in green,and tinted a blue colour)and a cowboy hat I borrowed from the neighbor.Plus me new converse.Anyway,we went to Kroger for Starbucks.Well,Dylan always goes over to look at cakes.At one point mom looked over and noticed a man about two feet behind Dylan.Let's just say he didn't look interested in cakes.So she told me to go over there with him.About the time I got over there mom yelled "Dylan,what'cha doin'?" which made the man turn around,look her in the eye,and walk off rather fast.Through out the rest of the store I made Dylan hold my hand.So then we got to BlockBuster.We rented Alexander(a very confusing,akward movie.Lots of guys hugging and kissing.Well,atleast the guy that love Alexander*played by Collin Ferrel* was hot....x___X) and that's really been all for that last three days.I got lal of my friends something from Miss. and I hope they like it.I got Brandon and myself matching wrist bands,Sam and I matching glasses,Sage a Spongebob journal for her poetry...well,I think that's all I can say.I know some of my friends enjoy reading my blog.....>__> <__< <__> So yea.I also got mom somes pink candles,and Dylan a neopets toy.I hope everyone likes everything....I did last minute shopping at Wal*Mart.So I'll post my journal tomarrow,along with all of the hyjinks of band camp.Toodlez

                                                                 Lurve Jo

Alright,so today was Pep Band Camp.It was awesome.I was so excited about seeing everyone I was shaking and kept repeatedly trying to wake mom up,even though it wasn't time yet.Well,when Igot there Brandon had told me to sit next to him,but unfortunetly I sit next to Isaac.He's a nice kid when he wants to be.Oh,and he idolizes Brandon.It's quite cute,but it annoys the(sorry mom) hell outta Brandon,since this kid sometimes acts like he's a black gantsaaaaa.Anyway,we played several hundreds of times and then FINALLY it was over and I ran to talk to Brandon.Well,he handed me a small baggy and said "Here.I got you something from Italy." My jaw dropped when I saw it.It's the coolest and prettiest necklace I have EVER layed eyes on.I thanked him fifty million times.I gave Sage,Sam,and Brandon their gifts.They all seemed to like them.Brandon put his wristband on as soon as I handed it to him ^ .^ I also almost backed into Mr.Ellard as I was talking about taking dance lessons to dance like Micheal Jackson.He just stared at me weird as Brandon and Sage laughed their heads off and I appoligized repeatedly.So that was my Band Camp.It was rather short.From 12:30 to 2:00,but I prolly got home later than 2 since Sam and I had to chase Sage down to offer her a ride home.SoI'll post my Journal Entries soon.I don't want to spoil any gifts I haven't given out yet.SoI'm off.I shall go torture some people,hug some people,beat some people.Same old same old.

                                                                Lurve Jo

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I would like you guys to check out my panda painting and this website.It's really awesome.So go!Check out zee "Cool Pandas"! Run you little lamb!!RUN!!

                                               Lurve Jo

Soz Sam just left.She came over yesterday after Band practise and getting schedules changed.I'm now taking a year of Theatre and NO PE!!!Yessssss....And my new councelier is da SHIZNIT.She's so nice and agreeable....and seems to have a sense of humor,since her tissue case was a stone tiki head that had the tissue comming out of it's nose.O.o So now my schedule is all changed now.

1.English

2.Reading

3.U.S. History

4.Math

5.Science

6.Band

7.Theatre Arts

I use to have Math first period...meh >xP YUCK! She also told me that if I don't want to theatre the second semester,all I have to do is come a few weeks before the first semester is over and I can change it.Apparently you have to take a full,one year course in order to not have to take P.E. cause they automatically put P.E if you have a half year of anything.I'm thinking of posting my journal soon.I want you to read what all went on with the trip and all.But I'm gunna have to cut out people Igot gifts for if they haven't given them a gift yet,so if you're all "Aw man she didn't me crap!!",then don't.Cause you don't know.For all you know,I bought out your favorite store.Ok...so I guess I'll get started on that.Oh,and I have a few movie reveiws to do.Alexander,Fantastic Four,and that japaneese movie.Maybe.

                                                              Lurve Jo

Saturday, July 30 2:16 PM

So far I think we're still in Texas.We saw this big truck with huge, purple words on the side that said "Excaliber", which reminded me of Aiyana's guitar.For lunch we had Western Sizzlen.I got mashed potatoes & gravy,macoroni 'n cheese, baked beans, a bread stick, and what I thought to be chicken nuggets.I ate the potatoes,macoroni, adn the baked beans.Just as I started to finish off my macoroni, Dad told me that I had gotten giblets, not nuggets.I lost my appetite.So now we're on the road again listening to some weird book on tape.Some storie and cats.And murder.Well,I'm gunna go.          Love Jo

5:07 PM

I taled to Aiyana earlier and told her about the truck.She laughed rather loud.So we're in Arkansas(Arr-can-zus),getting close to Little Rock.Grandmama called again to ask me where we were.She's so excited.(As am I.)I wish we could be there already...Meh.I hope we're close.I took a few pictures of a random gardener.He would pose for me ;P Everyone is enjoing a looksee at my baggy pants.(sarcasimnessif)They have things for chains on them,and they keep clanking together.Kinda like a little collar with a bell attached.Well,I'm off to take pictures. Love,Jo

6:09 PM

Well I saw a sign that caught my eye.A town called 'Helena'.I think we're still in Ourkansas(Arkansas),but I'm not sure.Grandmama called again to ask if we would be there for dinner and told me,and I quote,"Well,if you want to tell me where you are,you can call.I won't call no more." With a laugh added.Well,I just wanted to talk about the sign.Love, Jo

8:17 PM

Well we stopeed @ Cracker Barrell for Dinner & I called Mom to tell her I was ok.There was TONS of hot guys there.Lots of long haired guys.8P```During dinner,Tiffany wasn't pleased at all.Constant complaining.But I thought everything was perfect.And she HAD to start an arguement with Dad.About my fries...Weather she thought Dad should like them or not.But she's stoopid like that.So we're in Mississippi now.I think =| Meh...I have a feeling Dad wants to read my little journal.Or atleast is hoping that I'll tell him.Well I'm gunna go.It's rather hard to write in the dark,Love,Jo

(I think)August 1,2005 Monday 11:42

Yesterday Marilyn & Tamara came oer and ate burgers with us.Dad & Tiffany had already ate,so...meh.Anyway,Grandmama thought it was rude that they didn't call us to tell us that.Well Tiffany kept talking and laughing with Tamara.Putting on this big act for everyone.But we know better,don't we? ;| So Tamara and I played Hide 'n Seek,but she kept cheating.MEH. xP So at one point Grandmama noticed Marilyn was smoking out back and blowing smoke right in TifferNay's face.But of course she didn't do anything.Then Grandmama started arguing with Dad.About some call she made to him.So at one point I was tired, so T & I stopped playing and sat on the couch,Well,she kept messing with the Horsie Brandon<3 got for me @ Six Flags.I was gettin' mad but didn't do anything since she's only about 7.But then Tiffany was TOUCHING my Horise.Talk about p/o'ed!!>( So after they left the day resumed.So today we took Grandmama to radiology then went & ate.Then we got back to the house.Mom called and told me she saw & talked to him.He got me something from Italy.Jewelry,to be exact. I wish he didn't waste his money on me.Well,my turn to return the favor =) Then Grandmama started to have chest pain.We called the doctor,then headed for the Hospital.On the way I cried.Then cried more in the in the waiting room.When I told Tiffany that G-mama cried when she was told to waste no time & to get to the hospital,that stoopid whore LAUGHED!>(I got rather upset.But she's alright.We left & ate then swamWell,I should get to bed.I wanna get up early tomarrow. LOVE,JO

Tuesday August 2 10:38 PM (maybe)

So Grandmama came home from the Hospital.I also started my period =:( *blush* Horrid cramps & all.So nothing big today.We were up @ the Hospital for most of the day.I also ended up taking a REALLY long nap.So I guess I'll go to bed now so PaPa can sleep. Love, Jo

Wednesday August 2 11:43 PM

So today we shopped, and I got Grandmama a candle,mom two candles,a panda candle,bubble gum,and a cd case.I also called Mommy<3 Well this morning Tiffany came in & didn't say a word.It seemed like she was mad.When Grandmama asked her if she was amd,She gave this huge speech about how Grandmama shouldn't judge & blah,bLAH,BLAH.So after dinner,G-mama finally got fed up w/ her smart mouthing & said "She's just being a damn smartass." which made dad upset.Meh.So I have EIGHTY TWO DOLLARS!I have to get <3Brandon<3 a gift.A nice one.I'll wrote more later. Love, Jo

Thursday August 4 9:25 AM

Well I'm writing early today.Johnny Knoxville is on Live w/ Regis & Kelly.I wonder if Jocelynn is watching...I have a secret to tell...I did the Peptobismal dance in the bathroom o.o;; I was dressed 'n all.It was after my shower.Daily shower,that is.Nothing goin' on right now.We're about to take G-mama to radiation.She took a break from it yesterday,soz.I wanna go shopping today.Get Sylan,Dad,& Poppy something.For a prank gift I'm gunna give him a Hilary Duff cd I have stuffed in my room @ Dad's.But I'm not sure what I would actually get him.I'll figure something out.Wow.Some of the periods look like little hearts <3 O.omeh.It's hilarious.They have Dylan Cash on Live.He said supercalafradgalisticaxsmealadosious backwards.xD Kelly's jaw dropped.Papa Wylie has his taboggin on.It's BRIGHT orange.He's a funny old man,him & his suspenders.Yesterday on Court TV this man's name was Dick Hoah.Pronounced Hoe.They kept calling him Mr.Hoah.It was funny.Well,today is pretty much our last day.Last full day,anyway.We're leaving out tomarrow morning =/ meh...I wanna see mom,but this has gone by WAY too fast.I'll write again tonight.Lurve, Jo

11:40 Pm

So Dianne,Jackie,Will & Crystal came over.Will was about four.He kpet yelling "Rock on,dude!" and "Your shelfish" and "I want my money back!" as we we're throwing my sqüshy pillow back & forth.Then we played Hide n' Seek.At one point he hide behind a door, and when I checked there he screamed "boo-booga booga!!" and I jumped ten feet.Then we later went outside and sat @ the table on the porch.We dug around & such.Then @ one point we were talking and he said "I like you.I love you."Uh-oh!Brandon's got some competition!xD Rofl.Then he said "I'm stronger than that boy inside." "Whaddya mean?" "That one with the mustache.Feel this muscle.Tell him that when we get inside,okay?"He was talking about Daddy XD< I laughed SO hard.So later tonight I went to Wal*Mart.I needed some..."personal" objects.Plus some stuffs for my friends.

Mom=Pink candles

Dylan=Neopet© toy

Sam= Big sun glasses*

Brandon= black,skull wristband

Sage= spongebob journal

*=got matching

I think that's about it.Well,I best get to bed.I need to wash some clothes in zee mornin. Lurve, Jo

Friday August 5 10:15 AM

So we're on the road again.We ate @ Shauny's.There was Amish there,and everyone kept staring at them.I wore my matching wristband ^_^Well @ one point we were going to sit in the smoking section.Tiffany freaked out & yelled @ her.I told G-mama,"It's not like they're gunna die from breathing the smoke.They won't automatically drop dead.And they won't suddenly get cancer."@ one point the Amish left and Tiffany made fun of them."People always stare when they someone different."I said after she mentioned people staring.Then she mentioned the fact that the women were wearing dressed & tennis shoes."Well high heels aren't comfy to work in."Oh.And last night @ Wal*Mart my change was 6.66.The lady had freaked out and I laughed & said "My friends are evil."So that's all for now Lurveness,Jo

Ok,so that was the journal.Constantly I said him.Well that means Brandon.I knew what Iwas thinking of.Oh,and my two cousins or w/e thought I was a guy.Tamara thought I was a guy until I turned around...*cough...* and Will thinks I'm a guy and girl x___x Ok.So here you are.

                                                       Lurve Jo

Meh.I should've posted yesterday cause I knew what all I wanted to say x___x Ok,I'll try to remember.Yesterday was Cole's b-day bash,pool party thingy.So Mom had asked Brandon if he could make sure no one pushed me in,cause I thought it would be big,public pool lookin',going up to six feet or somethin'.But it was a oval,above-ground pool that was only about three or four feet.So I really didn't have to worry.When I jumped in,I was wearing my bathing suit but I had my new S.O.A.D shirt on because whilest we where shopping in Piggly Wiggly for some crappy things for Cole,my bathing suit top had came untied and I didn't realize it until we got to the car -o__o- So I didn't want to flash anyone.We ended up swimming from 1:30(I got there around 1:40 something)to about 3 I think.Then we went inside,ate,let Cole open presents,ate more,and then they put on the movie White Noise.Well,my mom told me that it was stupid,so I didn't want to watch it.Nor did Brandon.Sage,Aiyana,or Kelsey so we all just sat there and talked.Eventually we got tired of Danica and Cole screaming at us to shut-up,so we finally went outside and swam some more.This time,I actually took the shirt off.Well,it seemed like we only swam for ten minutes before everyone started leaving.Sage left,then Bri-chan,then Aiyana.Fianally my mom showed up and we got out of the pool.So I was getting dry whilest mom talked to Cole's Mom.She's actually a rather cool mom.She seems like she likes to party alot xP So at one point,Brandon's dad asked Brandon if he wanted to go.At first he started to walk off.No hug :( Then he walked straight back over and gave me a hug.See?I'm loved occasionally xPWhat I got Cole was really crappy to start with.When you first open the bag,you bring out a small stuffed dog,small racecars,a tamboren*kiddie tamboren,that is*,and Bratz stickers.Then when you pull the rest of the paper out,you find a small,clear sippy cup with a twenty in it.Brandon had told Cole he was gunna get him giant incense.But it actually was a lava lamp.He kept telling us he filled it with rocks....He should've put something else in there,so Cole would've been all phsyced about his gift,then open and be all "Errr....Thanks?" So the party was great.But I think everyone got sunburned.I know Brandon,Sage,and myself did.Across the left cheek,nose,and to the right cheek and theen on the forearms.Now it seems like the burn on my arm turned into slight tan.*pokes*Owww...maybe not.x__x;; So I didn't do much after the party.I took a shower that lasted forever,but nothing much.Actually,if I had taken a faster shower I would've been able to answer my ceellphone,cause Bradon called wanting to know what my e-mail was.I think he's wanting to send me a link or whatever.Meh.I tried to call his home phone,but no one answered.Maybe I'll have to call back later on in the day.Wow.It's taken me awhile to post this..more like 29 minutes now,since I woke up at 2:33 x___x gack...I stayed up till three soemthing soz...Well,I'm gunna try to do those movie reviews today.I'm just getting lazy is all.Ooooo....30 minuets now.Alrighty.I shall try to get those to ya'll.

                                                             Lurveness Jo

I finally called Brandon back today.Twice,actually.He called back later on this night.I figured out he has a shmexxi blog too :D yay!So now we're chatting to and fro,back and forth,so on and so forth.I ish vurrrry happy right now <3<3<3<3<3 Soz yea.D: Dillion Frazer is over.....whoopdeefreakin'doo.Ok.I'm off to chat with my shemxxi beast of a boyfriend xD

                                                  Lurve Jo

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peeper.html

I found this hilarious link.It's great.If you are offended by foul language and sexual situtions...well,none of that is in here.So yea.Go watch it.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/ghettoantenna.html

Meh....another link.Last one,I promise.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/urbanlegends.html

Ok...I'm sorry.But that one was just...heh....Yea.

Meh.I only stayed up till 1 something last night,so I'm up early.Actually,I'm up early cause Dylan and Dillion woke me up thanks to their constant fighting.....@____@ So today,supposively we're going to Chuck E Cheeses.I'm gunna ask that big rat why he hasn't married Jocelynn yet,and that I was suppose to get to mess up their car.Heheheh.....poor guy in the rat suit.He'll be so confused.So meh.Yesterday was the last night to ever stay up late.Cause today is Monday,so that means tomarrow is....SCHOOL(dun,dUN,DUN!!!!!!!!!nanana!)No more staying up till the morning chatting with Jocelynn and Destin.....no more watching Adult Swim.Wait,actually I can watch Adult Swim.Yay! I guess it's no all too bad,since I get my life back :D Cause over summer,Ipretty much lost contact with all of my friends.Maybe ocasionally I would chat with a buddy from school,or get to see them,but most of the time I was just alone at home....hey that rhymed!!xP Ok,well I've got some disturbing news for everyone.....Andy Milinakas(sp?!) is actually over 30!!! I was on AWOLnow last night,and someone told me....D: Silent scream.I was very scared.He has some dieses or whatever that makes him look like a kid,but he's not.'Nother silent scream D:    Ok,well,I guess that is all for now.I might write again later.Who knows?? Not me.

                                                              Lurve Jo

Wow...this is the first time I've really just...got to sit down today.We've been on the go most of the day with that whiney (sorry mom) ass Dillion Frazier. Gawd he just makes me want to RIP ALL OF MY FREAKING HAIR OUT!!!>=( Ok...*deep breath* Now that that's outta my system....tomarrow ish the first day of skool.Actual skool,not like Band Camp stuff.And my lover finally figured out mindsay.Yay Brandon!^ ^;; heh....lots of posts in here about you,if you havn't gone thru and read it all yet.Meh.....today I got some Mocha mint thingy,when I didn't want any mocha,so I'm really spaced out....like,bad type of spaced out.(@)____(@) I saw Sam's boyfriend at Kroger.Ha...he doesn't know me,but I know him.I've chatted with him online before and made him mad.xP I'm good at that stuff.Soz someone called my cell today.It said PRIVATE on it,and when I said Hello no one answered.Gawd I hate calls like that...They make me all firey inside.Yup.Well I made the Skeeball at Chuckie's today tilt....I was trying to cheat by crawling up the ramp and putting the ball in the 100,000 thing,but it said TILT across the screen.It was hilarious.I felt so retarded x___x Oh,and I learned that Dillion is a perv.His mom warned my mom that you will catch him staring at your boobs...which made me feel TONS better,considering the day he came over I was wearing this tank top that was kinda tight,but not really.Yea.That made no sense what so ever x____X So yea.Ok.Well I guess I'll go eat dinner or something.Meh

                                                                    Lurve Jo

Today was zee first day of school.We woke up at seven a.m so we got ready all rushed and stuff.Well,I like all of my teachers so far.Coach Romano is pregnant and moody,Mrs.Evans is actually nice but strict,The sub for english looks like a anerexic raisin,Mrs.Fuentes had the saying "No smiling,no laughing,no talking,no breathing,just reading!!",Mr.Hall hath a really bad lythp and keepth calling Tham thweetie.All of my teachers are amsuing in their own little way :PBut that's a good thing,thweetie.xDDI can't keep a straight face.So today was pretty good.Nothing too big happened.(Hi Brandon!<3)Meh.First days are always somewhat dull,since all they really do is go over rules and such.So yea.The only homework was to have our "parents" sign a bunch of things telling them that they actually saw the rules.That's the only reasonI was able to get online.Alrighty,I guess I'll go surf the web for a while or so.If any of you guys want,you can e-mail me or w/e cause I ish bored.Alrighty,that's all.Bibi

                                                Love Jo

Alrighty.I know I've posted this once before,but from the small amount of people who answered I got big results and I love this little answer sheet.If you are a friend of mine in any way and havn't filled this out I would like you to.Atleast e-mail me your answers.You don't have to post them back to me.My e-mail is jwylie@studio911design.com for those of you who don't have it or forgot.

Ahoy there.You can fill this out if you wanna.Something to do in your freetime.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
? I died from natural causes:
? I said I liked you:
? I kissed you:
? I lived next door to you:
? I started smoking:
? I stole something:
? I was hospitalized:
? I ran away from home:
? I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
? Personality:
? Eyes:
? Hair:
? Family:

WOULD YOU:
? Be my friend?:
? Keep a secret if I told you one?:
? Hold my hand?:
? Take a bullet for me?:
? Keep in touch?:
? Try and solve my problems?:
? Love me?:
? Date me?:

HAVE YOU EVER:
? Lied to make me feel better?:
? Wanted to kiss me?:
? Wanted to kill me?:
? Broke my heart?:
? Kept something important from me?:
? Thought I was unbearably annoying?:

And More-
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you gonna send this back to me to see what I say about you?

Mr.Hall is by far my favorite teacher xD He's hilarious.He really likes to joke around with everyone,soz yea.Anyway today picked up faster.All of my classes flew by really fast.Today I...I actually wore MAKE-UP!!!*screams,passing out,stares*It looked nice too.Mom does make-up nicely,so that way I don't look like King Tut.....heheheh.I dun think too many people noticed,though.Last year if I put make-up on everyone be all "OMGZOZORZ!!!1111!!seven!!!URE WERING MAKE ^ ?!?!?!!(^)#sevenoneexlamationmakr@!$@%@!$" And they would have a seizer.Well,it is only the second day,but still.After my teachers get to know me better,they might actually say something.Or not.*shrug,shrug,shrug*All today I've been asking people "So how do you feel about chickens?" And this one sixth grader said "THEY SELL CHICKENS AT KAAYFSEE!!"She was one of those gansta,hip-hop luvers.*cough*Yea.Today I actually ate :o !Meh!Oh,and after lunch,Sage,Aiyana,Sam and myself followed people up the stairs yelling "DARLING!! DONT RUN!!" xP Mehp.I also have to sit next to this weird guy in band o.O You would have to see him.Yea.Weird.So yea.Oh,and I've decided to stop being so embaressed about singing in front of people.If I want to try out for Alice in Wonderland,I'd better shape up and stop being so shy...But it's hard when you're really self consious and hate the sound of your voice...Even though I made Choir twice. X___x  I think it just sounds horrid...Especially since Sage made fun of my voice....;___; She caught me singing once when we were on the phone...Embaressing and self-esteem lowering,yes.I need to sing for the choir teacher and get her opinion.Or Corri.She would honest.Brutally honest.Cause mom will tell me yes not matter what(I think)Gawd my throat hurts.Maybe because this is because this is the fifth time I've san Suger We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy x___x Owww.....Ok.So Iguess I'll go and sing to myself.Ick.I'm suprised my birds havn't croaked or gone deaf...

                                                      Lurve Jo

Meh...nothing new today,other than the fact we had homework and a long assembly that cut into lunch.We did an experiment in science with paper and it was cool.So yea.I guess that's all.I don't remember much from the morning x__x Oh! We could hear Aiyana all the way in the reading room xDD Brandon,Trint,and myself were cracking up.Oh yes,and in the morning after  mom dropped me off,I started to walk with Sage towards the Band Hall.Well some beginning sixth grade clarinetist was SQUEAKING as loud as she could,so I started to clap and yell "ENCORE!!ENCORE!!" Then Sage said something darling,then I said "Let's throw chickens at her..."Then we went inside.Ok,so here's the retarded part.The girl and her friend went in and told Mrs.Cowells that we had "Cussed them" and so she came and got us and asked if we had maybe been talking amoungst ourselves and she heard it,or what.Well,we weren't,so she thanked us for our time and sent us on our way.Gawd sixth graders can be retarded.....X___x;; So yea.Oh,and tough cheese was something Mr.Parker said at our assembly.He was gunna say tough (sorry mom) shit,cause he stuttered and said "Tough sh.....cheese!!" It was hilarious.So now Sage is going around yelling "Well that's Tough Cheese,darling!" In her deep,Napolian Dynamite voice.And she now has Brandon saying "What if I was Ethiopian?!" In a high pitched voice xDDYesh(pronounced yee-sh)Gawd....Dylan is malfunctioning today...just all out...yea.....Alrighty.Meh.I can't think of anything else,really.Yea.Ok.I'm also writing a story.I might post a snippit of that later.Oh,and those movie reviews.Yes.I need to get on that soon before I forget what the movie was about x__x

                                                               Lurvenessif Jo

I get to see Green Day and Jimmy Eat World tomarrow! HECK YES!!I was hoping that we were gunna go to the Fair tonight,but it doesn't look like it.Mom told me to wake her up around seven I think so we could go to Blockbuster and get something for dinner.Meh.Oh well.Maybe Sunday or something...Nothing too big happened in school today.Finished homeowrk at lunch,Mr.Hall rapped..."Data,data,it don't matta!If you eat too much candy,you'll get fatta!!" Data pronounced both way,to make the song catchy.Ha...I called Brandon "sweetums" today. xP That's his official pet name lol. Soz yea.Nothing big.Talking on the phone with Sage now,jammin' to some Moby xDD And Mike Jones.Can't forget him.Yea.Ok.Nothing else to say.Alrighty.I'll post more later.Maybe.

                                           Love Jo

Yes,well I've gotta make this a fast post.Alrighty,let's try to sum everything up in a few sentances that are typed really fast*pops fingers and clears throat*Alright so the concert was awesomeness cept for Tiffany yelling at me to get off the phone because I was trying to find Jocelynn.Meh.Could've got better seats,but I didn't.Well Jimmy Eat World played rather fast,and then Green Day came on.It rocked! I recommend going ot see Green Day if you ever get the chance.They put on a great show.(Beware the masturbation xP) Ok,I called mom during the concert to let her hear BLVD of Broken Dreams.She told me that she has a guitar teacher for me,yay,click.Then when we got back I called Sage and talked to her for an hour.Poor thing.She was bored out of her mind.Well I changed that.Ok,nothing big happened on Monday other than bowing to Mario for getting me a teacher,sitting with Brandon next to Starbucks,and catching Mario staring at us.Yea....O.o he's gotten protective.Nuthin' wrong with that.But Brandon's a great guy.He wouldn't do anything like...what Mario thought.Meh..Today the Knee Raping War has begun! Brice was all "Meh...you can't knee rape me!!" And I said yes I can so now we've started a war.Sam,Aiyana,Sage,Bryson(the girl) Brandon, and Reeann(sp?!?!?) are on my team.Him?....ha...he has no one.OMGSH!! You should've saw it today.I got up to go to my band locker to figure out the number and Brice followed me,threating to knee rape me.Well I told him he couldn't cause Mrs.Dayjarden was watching.Then he said "Well,there aren't any teachers in the locker room.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!?!?!?!"And then he chases me in and I yelled "YES THERE IS!! THERE'S BRANDON!!"And went and stood behind Brandon.Well,Brice freaked out,then started pretending he was punching Brandon.Then they started having...a dance off?!?! Whoooooooooooowhat?!It was funny.I started to laugh REALLY hard.Sam was confused,but I didn't really have time to explain.Sage told me that she wasn't gunna rape nobody,so she's just a supporter.Yea.She rocks.So meh.TOUGH CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!Sorry...just had to do that xD(manical laughter)So we might be going to the Fair this Friday.I'm gunna invite Brandon and Sam.Maybe even Sage.Meh.Yea.I guess that's really it.Wow,that was fast! Started this at 9:27 and now it's 9:38! Wow.Quickest long entry ever.I'll try to keep with my blog,but I can't guarentee anything.SO yea.I shall go watch alittle more TV before bed.

                                             Love Jo

I'm so embaressed.....I feel so freakin' retarded.Ok,so when I was outside the South building with Brandon,someone called.Well,the caller ID said "Unknown" so I answered with "What the hell do you want?" and then I heard "Well I WAS going to come pick you up,but I think I changed my mind." I had turned bright red and slapped my head.It was Shirley.I felt so embaressed.After saying sorry and that I loved her fifty million times,she finally told me to "Get my ass in the car" so I hung up.I had told her SO many times that I was sorry,that the caller ID said Unknown,and she just nodded and said "Yea.Sure."I tried to appoligize,butI finally gave up and just sat quietly.I hated myself for that.Sam kept telling Shirley not to tell mom,but I ended up telling mom anyway.It's better I tell her than Shirley.Better her hear the truth than waiting to see if I can get off scotch free...Mom lectured me about it,then told me she wasn't going to ground me since I told her the truth.So yea....I feel beyond stupid....My conscience(which is a panda and a hampster)that lives in my brain was chewing me out.The both of them.Then they started to fight and I no longer have a hampster in my brain.It's one of those moments where I wished I wasn't so freaking mental and thought before I acted....so now Sam's mom hates me.I can feel it.Her friend Balinda or w/e kept giving me this nasty look...I really need some duct tape.Or better yet,I'll just never talk.I'll go mute.There we go.I think that's a plan that would make everyone happy,since I had recently noticed that I talk way too much.....way too much way too often.Well,today after 7th period I went to the band hall and Sage and Brandon were still in there since Jazz Band had let out.So I went back to my locker and got all my stuff out,and talked to them...then I suddenly siad "I betcha,if I tried,I could fit in my locker." And they were all "Go for it!" So I did.And now,I have a huge bruise on the side of my leg....Meh.I want to go to the Fair this Friday.I had asked Brandon if he watned to go,but he had said no.And now I believe we will end up staying home because Mom's joints are acting up.But if we were going I wish Brandon could/would come...that would be great.Cause I really want to go out and do something with him.Well,there's nothing else I can think of that's worth posting,so yea.Alrighty,so I guess I'll go do....something.

                                                                   Love Jo

So today I have alot of homework....x___x;; Meh.I hate homework.Atleast all I have to do is type up and print out my autobiography.Nothing big happened.I didn't get my usual hug from Brandon cause Mrs.Cowells held us back a few minutes....=( sadness...And my new favorite pen broke....more sadness.Today was also picture day.Meh...I swear the guy that took my picture was gay.Today Mr.Parker came and sat with us for two minutes at lunch.It got really quiet when he sat down...then when he left everyone started laughing for no apparent reason.Oh,and all of my friends have pet names (Please don't be offended by any of these.)

Sam=Stoopid Jew

Brandon= Sweetums

Aiyana=Shmoogly/Googly Bear

Kyle=Sugar Lips

Bryson=Sticky Fingaz

Sage= Honey

And I'm Tinkly Winkly. xP Sorry if you are offended by the "Stoopid Jew" nickname.You see,my friend Sam wears crosses and says she's jewish,so yea.I want to do something with Brandon this weekend,but he said no about the fair...meh.Maybe we can do something sooner or later.Well,I guess there's nothing more to say.Or atleastI can't think of anything.

I LOVE YOU BRANDON!<3

So yea rofl.I had to get that outta my system.Watch him end up never seeing it x3 Well atleast it's here.Alrighty.Peace out peoplez.

                                                          Love Jo

So Sam stayed over this weekend. We were gunna go to the fair on Friday (where I could've met up with Brandon...) but we ended up not going because of how ridiciulousy expensive it was just to get ride bands and to get through the gate,so we ended up renting some games and movies.Well on Saturday she went and visited her Grandparents and I went and saw THE SKELETON KEY with dad.Wow.Nuther review I gotsta do...I'll start writing about these movie during school,like at lunch or something.The Skeleton Key rocked though.It kinda confused me at first, but then I was all "Wow....THAT WAS AWESOMEness!" Next weekend I'm going to go to Ricky and Racheal's b-day party.Any of you wanna come with?...please? Well,I actually volenteered myself to go,so I should go alone...But really,if any of you want to come with me raise your hand.*looks around* Well I love you guys too.(sarcastically) I doubt Brandon would want to ride in the same car with my stepmother.Sam will make up some excuse.I dunno about Aiyana...or Sage even.But since I talk so badly about Tiffany to everyone,I bet'cha they ALL would make something up...Soz nothin' much has really gone on.Other than this Greg,crack head guy sitting at our lunch table.He's like Sam's new boyfriend or something.I dunno.But I feel uncomfertable with him around,because he stares at me.And let's just say...he's not looking at my face...(cough.chest.cough)And so I've been trying to cover myself during lunch,or just try to ignore it.*shiver* I've asked Sam to make sure he DOES NOT sit at our table,but of course she ignores me.She could care less.As long as she "likes" him(andeveryotherguyintheschool) he's gunna be at our table everyday. :( meh.... And today when Greg sat at our table,he brought two friends.Well when I asked Sam to tell them to move,she claimed they wouldn't.Right about the time she told us,Aiyana and Bryson came walking up to the table.Well,Aiyana hates Greg too,so when she noticed him there,her and Bryson automatically jumped away from the table.And now she tells me it's because she "wanted" to sit with Chris and Jacob.No it's not.I know you despise Jacob and you hardly ever get along good with Chris.It's because of Greg and his friends.Luckily we got them to move,but even then they wouldn't move back still saying they wanted to be there.It confused me. I think our group of friends is slowly evaporating.Aiyana hardly talks to me much anymore,I hardly ever see Sage,Trent has gone off and moved to the smart kid table...meh.I hate junior high.It can be great,but at the same time you can lose some of your best friends there.Yea.Well I guess this concludes this little entry.I might finish that review tomarrow or something.

                                                  Love Jo

Ok.I'm gunna try to make this rather quick.My guitar lessons went great.Jesse is my new guitar teacher and he ROCKS!!!(triple underline rocks)He's really patient too,which is a good thing.He didn't fuss when I would miss a note,and he didn't mind re-adjusting my left hand if I would move it all funky.Oh,and I tried out for Alice in Wonderland.I actually SANG and DANCED yesterday.^ ^ I'm all proud of myself.Oooooooooh! And I did my monologue today.Today I also almost killed someone.Well,not really...but I wanted to.Ok,Isaac was sitting in front of Brandon and was talking to him.I had called Brandon "sweetums" for some reason,and Isaac was all "You two are going out?!" "Yea...."(Italics are Brandon.)"Seriously?? You two are going out???!?!" "Yea.And?" "EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"Look at her! She's....eww! Why didnt you pick someone like....like  her  (points to Sam)" "Shut up!" I just kinda looked away.I almost cried.That freaking hurt!I felt happy when Brandon stood up for me and all,but still...it was like Isaac ripped my heart out,and ripped it into pieces right in front of me.All I know is that I'm never talking to Isaac ever again...Well,on a brighter note,I convinced Pedro that I was a guy...and that I'm gay.You would've laughed about it.I got Victoria,Shelby,and Danica to say yes.Will said "Yes ma'am." so xP Oh, and in band someone dropped a used band-aid,and they made this outline like a body had ince been there with a wet floor sign next to it and the band-aid in the middle.It was amusing.Well,I lost my first audition packet and I think a janitor threw it away...So now I've gotta go get all my teachers to RESIGN it.Mr.Ellard had put down some comments,but I dunno if he would do that again for me....and mom's gotta remeasure me and all.Meh...I dun wanna go to all of the trouble of getting the teachers to sign it....again.So tomarrow I will find out if I got a part or not.I'm not sure how I did...mom said my singing voice is sweet,I'm guessing I danced O.K., and my monologue was decent.I know I messed up in a few spots,but I don't think anyone could tell until I told them.Yea.I can't think of anything else...Hm.....nope.Nothing else.Oh,I didn't get my hug today.Cause Brandon kinda stayed behind cause his sister was talking to Mrs.Cowels,and mom wanted to get to Kroger. Meh.I'll get one tomarrow.Well,I'm gunna get to bed.

                                                        Love Jo

Alrighty...today the cast list was put up during 7th period.I was looking for Brandon,so I didn't see my name.My heart felt all heavy at first then I saw my name....and I'M THE MAD HATTER!! I was so exciting I almost cried of happiness. ^ ^ This is my first ever play that everyone and anyone can come to,and I'm so excited!! I'm proud of myself for going through the auditions and singing and everything.Well,in band I now sit next to Brice.AND HE NEVER SHUTS UP!! o,o Oh,yes.And I called Hot Topic today to see if they had any pirate looking pants.Well,the guy mentioned trying Rose Costume."Dude,the old ladies their are really nice,too." Heh...Well,tonight mom's gunna go check out Zuma.A local band aorund Denton.Mario's brother is the guitarist,so Mario really wants mom and myself to go.But I doubt I'll go since they have a really heavy drinking party afterwards.Plus I would feel retarded going to their concert considering I don't hardly know any of their music.But if any of you guys live in the Denton area, you should check Zuma out sometime,I'll post a link to their blog if I ever get the chance.So tonight Ryan's coming over to baby sit Dylan and myself.So I'll prolly be locked in my room the whole time on the phone with Sage.Or something to that order.Yea.Soz I'm gunna go tlak to Sage and stuff.I'll prolly post again later.

                                                            Love Jo

Well,I believe mom and I came down with some cold or something.Our throats are sore,our heads hurt,and we both feel sick to our stomachs...I hope I don't end up missing any school because that would suck with how hard math is,and the fact that(I think...)play practise starts on Tuesday...which is the day my guitar lessons are held.See,I wish my lessons were on Wednesday.Nothing ever happens on Wednesday. There is also a dance this Friday at DHS.Five bucks to get in.(Heh...Aiyana informed us of this by ripping the poster off the wall and bringing it to the lunch table.)But I'm not sure if I wanna go or not.The last few dances I've gone to with Sam,Aiyana and them,Aiyana will go off with these other people,and Sam will beg me to follow her just for her to ditch me in the process...and I'm not sure Brandon would want to go. Usually if I ask if he wants to go do something with me,he usually says yes.But I dunno.It's not like we'd be dancing or anything.I usually go to make a complete fool out of myself.Well,that first DHS dance I went to,I actually danced....but it was horrid.Well,atleast I tried.And I even got a hug from the highschooler who asked me to dance. See,that first dance I had dressed up all nice-like.Now I go and dress as akward as possible.Hm...I wonder if Jason would be there,since it's at DHS and all...But I haven't seen or talked to him in a while. Last time I talked to him was....hmm....I guess that last time I saw him on the bus.This year he should be in eleventh grade,so I doubt he still rides bus 7.Yea,well I'm still trying to decide if I'll go or not.I always end up having a really bad time,though....It'll start out great,then something'll ruin it.Wow.No school tomarrow.See,if there was,I wouldn't still be up.I still need to let the dogs out and feed them,so I can't really sleep until I do that....Meh.I hope I'm better by tomarrow.I just recently started to cough really hard. Oh yes,and I'm sorry about last nights...ramble.I had no clue why I wrote all of that...I guess out of pure boardem.OR is it boardum?Oh well.I spent most of yesterday trying to fix the stoopid toilet.My little brother had blown his nose repeatedly or something,but the toilet was filled with toilet paper.Well,stoopid me flushed the toilet and it over flowed.So I had to get out my handy-dandy....plundger! I worked FOREVER on that! Then I had to wash the little place mat things that the water got on.I didn't want to take any chances.Well,I can't think of anything else to type.So I guess I'll head to the living room and watch some TV.I'll prolly let the dogs out in the morning,when it's safer to go outside.

                                                    Love,Jo

Well,this has gotta be quick cause I need to practise guitar,and write in counts on music and small stuff like that.  So nothing big has happened.I'm worried about Brandon,though,because he couldn't breath during fifth period...=( Well,I saw him during band,but he left really early today cause he didn't show up at rehersal after school.I hope he's ok....So I decided I'm not going to the dance.I had already asked Brandon,and he's not going.Soz I'm just gunna stay home and practice my guitar and my scales on the Bass Clarinet,which I renamed "Lard" because it's so heavy xP Well,I don't think anything else is really going on.Except the fact I found out that my friend can play "Enter Sandman" on the electric.I've thought about doing the Talent Show with her,doing Enter Sandman.I'd be awesome.Ok,well I need to post this and continue working on my theatre arts project,and finish up with the dogs.

                                                      Love,Jo

I now officially hate my English class.Ok,today we did a 9/11 Memorial thing at school,and since we have announcements first period(and that's when I have english) they had Daniel(or however you spell his name) play TAPS on his trumpet.Well,at one point he messed up one note,soz a bunch of people in my class kept mocking him.Finally at one point I looked at Mrs.Willson when we were looking at the Memorial and said "It's not right for them to be making fun of TAPS....that's just rude." And she didn't do a thing about it.Plus a bunch of people kept making fun of the National Anthem,and things people had put up around the Environment Center fence.It really made me mad.Then,back in class when Mrs.Willson asked if anyone felt emotional when looking at everything,I was the only one to raise my hand.But you see,it's mostly popular sluts and jocks in my class,so they could care less about 9/11.I believe I already explained what happened to Brandon yesterday,so I won't repeat myself.Or atleast I think I did....meh...Well,he was at school today,which made me happy =) Well,this morning I headed to the band hall to put my stuff up so I could get a ride down to the main building where I go in to go up to my classes.Well,Mrs.Dayjardens stoped me and said "So...I heard you were taking guitar lessons." "Yea." "Have you considered joining Jazz Band?" "Kinda.But I thought of joining maybe second semester,depending on how well I can play by then." "Well,you could join playing the Bass Clarinet.Or we could teach you the bari sax." *insert laugh here* "Well,I'm not sure.But could I get a copy of the guitar music?" "Of course.Think about joining,ok?" So I just might be in Jazz Band.I dunno,though....cause I really like Theatre Arts. But apparently Brandon,Sam,and Sage all would like me to join...soz...maybe.Well,tonight was the dance.I didn't bother going,since Brandon wasn't going.If he had said he was,I would've been there.But the first half of practice today was singing.Then we headed down to the main building to finish it all off and add the choreography.At one point Danica said something,that triggered Brandon to stand there and hug me.Well,more like snuggling. ^ ^ It was one of those warm and fuzzy moments.But practice was really fun with him there.He always cracks jokes and stuff.I don't think I had a straight face at all during practice.So yes.Practice rocked. I love having a part in the play.It makes me feel all special and stuff.=D  And so does having such an awesome boyfriend.Yes,well I could go on about Brandon for hours.Trust me. But I'll cut this entry short.I'm gunna go chat with Jocelynn and whoever else decides to get online.

                                                 Love,Jo

Well I guess this weekend went by pretty smooth,since Tiffany was off in Oklahoma visiting her Grandma and Mom.So Dad and I walked around the mall and went to see Red Eye.It was a pretty dull movie,other than certain humorous spots.It wasn't very suspenseful until they get off the the plain.Then it's kinda suspenseful.But not really.Soz Dad's friend Sean bent over in my face and I got to see his arsecrack....x___x I believe I'm scar'd for life....Speaking of arsecracks,I think I have a pet duck!!! Yay!  Little fuzzy baby ducky...I'm going to call it Hotdog(hence the title of this post)I ended up....NOT going to the dance.I decided not to since Brandon wasn't going.I believe I once said I wasn't going....Day-jah-voo....So nothing too big happened today.Brice called me a whore because supposively I was wearing "too much make-up"(yea right...) and the Brandon W said I looked weird.Brandon heard that one and said "I think she looks quiet sexy!" =) Heh.....I ish lurved.Trust me,I wasn't wearing that much make-up.It was just a tad darker than usual.Soz yea.I can't really think of anything else to say.Not much I can think of...SozI'm off to do quizes and what not.

                                                     Lurve Jo

Yesterday I was so freaking tired.I started to fall asleep during the last part of rehersal, all snuggled down in my wooden seat.That day was also guitar lessons,so I kept going blank.I felt rather embaressed.I apoligized for it,but I think he was tired too.Well,before heading down to rehersal,Sage and I were waiting for Brandon to finish zipping up his binder or w/e he was doing,and Chris was talking to this trombone player.Well,he kpet asking if Sage and I were guys or girls.Finally,he looked at Sage's face,then looked at her chest,then did the same with me.He suddenly said "They're girls.I can tell."And most everyone burst out laughing.Sage started laughing,then realized what he said and yelled "WHAT?!?!"So now everytime that kid and his other friend walk past he'll say "Are they girls or boys?" And start laughing really hard.I've gotta do something to strike back...Hmm...I bet mom will have an idea. Irreally like play practise.It's always so much fun cause I'm there with my friends(and boyfriend) doing the stuff I love.Like singing,or just acting weird.And brandon and I have loosened up.We could care less if someone caught us hugging.Soz that's good.Cause at first we were( I dunno why) embaressed to let pople catch us hugging.Meh.Yes.Soz I've got sectionals tomarrow plus play practise.I'm gunna be tired.I think next Friday mom's taking me to see MCR(My Chemical Romance).Maybe.We're not for sure yet.Well I was retarded,and I ran and slid across the carpet in the instrument room in band.Right on my bad knee.Yea.So my knee's been acting up a tad bit.Like it'll feel really hot on the knee cap.Yea.So this concludes this little post.Now I shalt go let the dogs outside.

                                                             Loveness, Jo

Nothin' much going on.I got a blue Ipod mini named "Spanky" and Hotdog belongs to a lake in Carrolton.Tiffany had a wreck out of pure stoopidity,and mom got rear-ended in a Mc Donald's drive-thru.Wow.This post is gunna go really slow b/c I burnt my right middle finger on the stove,so just bear with me.So mom and I are going to see Mcr this Friday.I'm so excited! Mom thinks we should hang out around the bus area to see if we meet MCR.I doubt we would,knowing my luck.REhersals are going good,I guess.It's alot of hard work and there's so many brats and stuckup kids in the play this year,so it isnt too much fun. Have you ever discovered a band and told someone aboutit and they're all "They've beenout for like a year now." I feel so retarded when people pull that with me.Like such a poser.Like I was telling Dad Iliked two new bands,Motion City Soundtrack and Bloodhound Gang,and he said "Uh..Bloodhound Gang has been out for like,a year." WEll,I'm gunna go finish homework and such.

                                                Love Jo

Ok,I know this post is kinda early.That's because today mom came and picked me up at 1 o'clock since today is the MCR concert.I'm so excited! We're gunna get there early to stock up on shirts and food,then stay afterwards to see if we could get stuff signed.Heh.Yea,this post is getting made later than it was typed since I keep going to watch music videos. So it's gunna be so beyond awesome.I'm gunna call Sam a few times and try to sneak my camera in.It's Nokia Live,so I doubt they'll be searching me.IF you're a friend of mine that likes MCR,you might get a call from me.Then again,I might be too preoccupied x__x Well,I'm getting a shirt for Sam and a few other things since she would've came with us.So yea.I'm gunna go get ready.(more like sit on the couch and watch T.V....)I'll post after the concert if I'm not exhausted.Oh,and be expecting a rant from me soon.

                                                Love Jo

Last night was AWESOME!!! Ok,we got to Grand Prarie around 5 and we went and ate.Then we drove to Nokia(which wasn't far from Schlotzky's)Live and parked.I called Sam to let her know we were there,then we went around and waited in line near The Edge bus.Well,as they finally opened the doors and I kept telling mom to grab my hand so we didn't get seperated."Yea,I'll just pretend your my girlfriend,alright?" Mom thought that was funny,and a bunch of people began staring at me.So we got in and went straight to the Merch Booth.Some guy behind us was laughing about how it sounded like we were ordering food,with the whole "I'd like a small 13 with a large 8"Well,when they beside us I stood there and talked with him while mom waited for the stoopid lady to notice us.Finally,we got two jackets and two shirts and headed to get a drink.Well,while we were waiting to get seated,some guy that looked like Mario walked past with the girl and yelled "ZOMA RULES!!" So we tried to track him down.We believe it was Nick.Well we finally got seated (with awesome seats,might I add.We were four rows up from the pit,so we could see every last little detail.)This one guy came with his daughter and sat down at the two seats next to us.He introduced himself and his daughter and we started talking.Well,after a few minutes I called Sage.At the Merch Booth they were selling these Spider Underware,and mom was teasing me about it while I was on the phone with Sage.I ended up yelling "I WOULD LIKE SOME SMALL SPIDER UNDERWARE!" as loud as a could,causing all these people to point at me and stare.Well,I finally hung up with Sage as the concert started.First Reggie played,then Alkaline Trio,and then M.C.R.Well,when MCR started playing,this weird sweet smell filled the air.It smelled like someone had drank tea,but didn't bother to brush their teeth.It was actually pot.Blech.I dunno how people can stand to smoke that stuff.It smells horrible.Anyway,after the concert was over we headed out these side doors.We actually waited around until 12:45 (we walked out the doors at 11 something) to see if we could get autographs,but I told mom that we should go ahead and leave because I highly doubted they were gunna come out after all the Meet N Greets(I call them "Rich People") and all the energy they put into the concert.Well,this morning mom told me she was reading the Street Team boards,and some guard ended up telling everyone they had to leave or they would call the cops.They never came out to sign stuff.So no signed shirts.But that was one awesome concert.I had alot of fun with mom.I hope we can go to another concert again.Just the two of us.And Ray's 'fro is much more awesome'r in person.They are all such sexy beasts and I hope I can see them in concert next year.

                                                            Love Jo

Well,I suppose all of you have heard about Hurricane Katrina and the damage it called.What I don't understand is why FEMA didn't come and help those people until TWO WEEKS AFTER it hit.It was all over the news atleast five or so days before it hit,and all the news stations were saying the damage would be devistating.Why didn't they start getting ready?Were they thinking "Oh,well this is America.No S.O.B hurricane could harm us!" Well think again!Now,as Rita is tearing up Texas (Akward,eh?) they have everyone panicing because of Katrina.See,it would've still tore everything up no matter if FEMA reatched them.But they still could've reatched them earlier and kept them calm and collected.But noooo....they had to wait two weeks,after so many people suffered and so many became paniced.And another thing,I can understand people being frusterated and blaming Bush,but could he have came out out the beaches,stuck a hand up,and stopped Katrina from even hitting the shore?No,he couldn't have.It wasn't Bush's fault the little dam thingies broke in New Orleans.As mom said "They can't blame Bush at all.What about the presidents before him that never bothered to fix them?" and that's exactly what I'm wondering.Imean,sure,Bush could've came in and fixed it,but he has to deal with the war right now and keep our country safe.I don't agree with his ways persay,or with him,but if you were president for the past eight year,would you really be able to think about New Orleans and their dams? We've had so much happening that I can't keep my head on straight. But think about it.If FEMA and the National Guard (what's left over from the people who are lucky enough to be home,and those lucky enough to have not gone) had came after it was finished with all the supplies and everything,it would've worked wonders.More people would've lived and got healed from being injured.Well,I believe I'm done with this little rant.Until next time.

                                                             Love Jo

Feeling:Hot

Nothing much has gone on after the concert,other than the fact our airconditioning isn't working,and it's a hundred bloody degrees outside.Gah I hate our landlord.If it weren't for the fact he hasn't fixed it in the NINE YEARS he's known about it being broken,we'd be fine....But he's old and retarded.Well,I just learned today that Sam broke up with Julian on Friday.They only went out what,three days?He had a post about it on his blog.Poor guy.He's really nice,from what I know.But ofcourse, on September 2nd she was "secretly" in love with Josh,or Little Drummer Boy,soz....meh.I wish she wouldn't do crap like that.I think her longest relationship lasted two months.Now she has no clue what she's gotten herself into.I imagine all his friends are going to hate her,and I know Aiyana's bound to be mad at her,since Aiyana's been Julian's best friend since Kindergarden. She's prolly gunna tell me he broke up with her.Well,in his blog it said that she broke up with him right after school.*shakes head and sighs* Sam,if you're reading this,I just wanna know why.But she's prolly not reading this,soz I'll have to ask on Monday.I akwardly got an IM from Kissindra.It was an akward convo,but yea.And no,I didn't ask her about being pregnant. I need to upload the pictures I took of my tattoo.Tis pure awesomeness.Well,I guess I'll go...do something.Prolly get in the shower after mom's done.Cool off abit.

                                                      Love Jo

Feeling:Hot

Edit that last post about Aiyana being mad and all his "posse" getting upset at Sam.I forgot.Sam can't do anything wrong and no one can ever be mad at her.Yea.So cut out that last part about Aiyana being all upset.

Ignore this post.I'm testing out mood smilies for each of my posts.

Ok,this is Frenchy . He'll be put on most of my posts to indicate my mood and such.Like so

EX

Feeling:  Crazy

See how awesome he is? Yea,so each time I actually remember,he'll be on top of each of my posts to tell how I'm feeling at the time I posted.Cool,eh? Well,maybe not to you.But to me it is.It's handy for you guys,too.I'm not sure how,but it is.Oh! You can tell why I'm posting gibberish,such as the night mom was off watching Zoma and I posted that big confusing thing.Yea.That was because I was tired and lonely and bored.So yea.Frenchy rocks.Steal him,and you die.Well,atleast ask me first if you can use him.No,I didn't hand make him,but I'll still kill you if you go off and steal him.Please report me any sitings of him on sites that he shouldn't be on,ok? Thank you.If you steal him,I'll sick his brother Britty on you

Mood: Tired

Nothing much has gone on recently.Mrs.Reid came back,Sam's trying to get hooked up with Jacob(the trombone playa,not the one with red hair),I made up new words with Emilee(or w/e) and Crystal while playing Scrabble....and that's prolly about it.Oh,and I have a question.How was the platypus created? Did they cross breed a beaver and duck? Were they near sighted? Did the beaver ever find out he had a duck for a wife? Hm.Very cunfuzzling...Well it actaully rained today.So freakin' amazin'.Well,at first there was some thunder.Then I heard rain.Then I heard small 'thunk' type noises.I went into the kitchen,looked out the back door,and was all "WHAT THA???" Cause hail was coming out of the sky in104 DEGREE WEATHER.Yea,so when I ran around the corner to tell mom,I bumped into her and jammed her toe.>___<;; Jah...Well,today I asked Patrick Burke if he loved me...and he said no! I felt so sad(heh...).Then I asked Will and Julia.Will said "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" and Julia just made this weird noise,kinda like a laugh,but not really.Well, in reading today,I was talking to Ryan and suddenly he told me to smell this highlighter.I sniffed it,and let's just say it smelled like rotten sauerkraut.Then I let Chris smell it,and force several others to sniff it as well.Then I handed it to Patricia who tossed it to Brandon and he had the funniest look on his face.It was actually suppose to smell like mint xDD Soz yea.Tis about it.I might post again tomarrow after rehersal.

                                                         Lurveness Jo

Mood: Overly tired

Yea,so I'm updating from Mom's puter.Nothing has really gone on.The workday rocked,and I was forced to go to Alisha's birthday.Plus I didn't sleep good last night.Yea.I'll post more about it tomarrow or something.Just wanted to say I'm still alive.

Feeling: Worn out

Ok,soz I'm gunna make this fast.Dylan broke his finger,stupid cold front has mine and mom's joints acting up,Mom had me doing eighties music trivia,and the football game yesterday sucked slugs.Mario gave me this awesome program(which I have yet to put on my computer) and Jahcob wants to be a pirate(Arrrr)Plus I talked to Dylan's doctor guy today.He's pretty awesome.Yea.So I have another football game to play at Friday,then Cumberland Children's Home on Saturday,so I have beyond a full plate this week.It's fun to watch Sage with a brain freeze and I renamed my guitar Diabolic Frito.I dunno if the name'll stick or not.Yea.Soz I've gotta get to bed.Night/

                                          Love Jo

Feeling: Meh?

     So I didn't go to school today thanks to horrid cramps and lack of sleep.So I've just been eating everything in sight,and watching TV.Ok,now here's the bad part.I had tests today.I have a football game to go to that my grade depends on.I have another place to play at on Saturday.I forgot to bring my bass clarinet home yesterday.My e-mail to Mrs.Desjardin won't go through.Yea,that's the bad part.The good part is today started my weekend,and we have no school Monday or Tuesday.That's the only plus side to all of this.Extended weekend.But since my e-mail won't go through,I have no clue what I need to do for my grade.Plus I really wanna go.Actually,cross out the thing aobut the e-mail.It just sent it.Hopefully Mrs.Desjardins will get it before the end of the day,and hopefully I'll get my reply shortly.So I got a guitar program form Mario.I have yet to put it on my computer,but he said it was "Really kick-ass" so hopefully it's as good as he says.Maybe it'll be like Finale Notepad....Dylan's acting like a butthole right now.I'm about to snap and slap the crap outta him.He keeps doing things to tick me off.Ughh...I need to keep my Outlook Express open soz I can watch for a reply.I really hope I get one soon.School gets out in 14 more minutes since it's 3:21.Yea....so I'm gunna go pace around my room.

                                                          Love Jo

Mood: Psychotic

 Yea,well I went to Cumberland on Saturday with me mini clarinet.How akward it felt,playing a small B flat clarinet.I got a chance to play Sage's french horn.Twas very different.....very different indeed.On Saturday we went to Dave N Busters for Dad's very late b-day.All his weightlifting buddies came and Tiffany's family *gag* was there.The whole night,everyone except for Sean treated me like I was two.I hated it.I'm not so imature I can't handle suchs things as cursing and crude humor.But that's not what dad says to them.Yea.So them I was dragged to the State Fair.It SUCKED beyond belief.All they wanted to do was go,go,go,no time for buying Chicken Hats or anything.Though we did stop and listen to Cowboy Troy.Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be...but not the most memorable thing ever.I kept thinking about Brandon.The whole weekend.After my hug on Saturday,I couldn't keep my mind off of him.I kept wishing I had invited him to come with me this weekend,but he hates Tiffany.He can't stand to hear that name,or her voice...or even see her,for that matter.It sickens him.So he prolly would've turned that invite down.But I wish he came.After Ricky started hitting on me(not the long haired Ricky.But fat-and-related-to-Tiffany Ricky.) I started talking aobut Brandon alot.Bragging on him and stuff.I would've talked about him even if he didn't hit on me,but I had to think happy thoughts or else I would've went into a mental breakdown.Yea.Well,I don't think there's much more to say.I'm gunna go play Adventure Quest.

                                                           Love Jo

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Feeling:Hungry and wired

Yea,so it's been same old same old.We had Monday and Tuesday out,so we partied after my sucky weekend.WE made cookies.We threw 'sploding cookie dough balls.Oh yea.We went there.Soz Tuesday Jesse gave me a two hour lesson,since there was no way that we could reschedule last week.Yea.So I had some make-up tests to do today.Sucked major donkey.But I got Jahcob's(red hair,Favolora)AIM name soz I'm chattin' with him right now.He's an awesome friend.Kinda spazzy,which makes him even more awesomer.Ooooo...and I got invited to a Costume Party.I dunno if I can go,though,since it's right on the day we're gunna do Dylan's B-day party.*shrug* I dun think Brandon was invited,soz.Ha.I'm like a stalker.I have to be everywhere at the exact time Brandon is.Creepy,eh? So I'm gunna go chat with JAAAHcob,the 1337N355 and wait for the chicken to get done.Then eat major fast crazy cause Mario's commin' over tonight (maybe)

                                                            Lovenessiferylyennin Jo

Feeling:  estatic

Well,Friday was fun.I wore a Bugs Bunny ties,and one of mom's belts( I did wear a white pencil thin tie,but Brandon borrowed it the rest of zee day) And then I wore another one of dad's ties,cept I tied it around my head and I also wore my little black bow tie. Mom has signed up for that Parent Conection thingy at school,so she now has access to all my grades and such.Yea,most kids would be all "Holy crap...mom can see my grades!" But I'm glad she can.It'll help straighten me out this year.Ok,so I got my hair cut.It's SO awesome.It's not too short.Just needed a small cut.So on Monday I'm wearing my "Kiss me I'm Irish" top hat and two diferent tall socks.Hopefully dad'll get here soon,and maybe we can get some awesomeness socks.Then I'll have my hair styled in a brand new way.Heads up to Aiyana,it's shorter.Shorter then it was on Friday.So don't have a heart-attack.But I love it!! Angela is my SAVOIR! It's so great.I got lots of compliments(from the lady at the counter and mom) on it.At one point,when we went to Grandy's to get lunch,Mom had said my name,and when my head shot up she started laughing.When I asked her about it,she had told me that there for a moment,my face reminded her of Billie Jo Armstrong from Green Day.Including my hair xP Exactly.Well,I'm gunna go outside and play with Mom and Dylan.

                                                         Love Jo

Feeling:  tired

Yea.I haven't posted in a while,eh? So here comes an update,headed your way right from the freak herself.Well,dad made me mad on Friday by forcing me to come to his house.Then Tiffany told me my hair was "CYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTEE!!" So I need to shave my head.Well,the next morning my hair looked exactly like Wayne Static's,completely stuck straight up and all.So I ended up wearing one of dad's hats.Yea.That bad.Well,on Monday I was grinning from ear to ear,waiting to Brandon to see it.Then as we pulled up to the front of the school,Aiyana came running up screaming "OMG!!!! I LOVE IT!!!I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!" Then Brandon saw it.His jaw dropped fifty feet and he had to do a slight double take.Yea.Kinda durastic maybe.Well,after he saw it he starting acting weird.He was talking to me and all,but wouldn't really touch me or come too close.(That means no hugs) So today,Cougar Day,I was thinking "Wow,today I can spend plenty of time with him." But I didn't ever really see him.But when I did,it was when mom pointed him out.Afterwards I went to go...some place...and he came up and said hi after mom had tried to talk to him.Then I went to mom.After he told me Randa was mad at him,I went and told mom about what had been happening,she said "Just go talk to him."But I couldn't.I was getting all...emotional.Bleck.So then mom talked to him.Not mean like,but just asking him what was going on and if we were gunna...break up.He kept getting worried,so he came over and started talking to me.Telling me he just had alot on his mind,and it wasn't my hair or me or anything like that and that he didn't want to break up with me.If Dylan hadn't of spazed, Brandon would've continued talking.He started to say something..."I don'y want to break up with you,Jordan,I think your b...........what's wrong with your brother?" So I felt ten times better.I also got two hugs.I felt so much better,but at the same time I felt bad that I couldn't have gone and talked to him,and that mom told him I was about to cry,and that I made him worry.Yea,well Cougar Day was pretty fun.Ok,so alot of big things have been going on.Sam has been doing alot of things that deal with Aiyana.And today Shirley told Aiyana not to hang out with Sam anymore after she caught them sliding down poles.Then Aiyana started crying and starting telling a whole bunch of teachers that Shirley "cussed" her out,so the campus cop talked to Shirley,and told her he didn't think she(Shirley) had did that anyway.So Shirley mentioned Aiyana and Sam skipping afterschool classes with their boyfriends,and that Shirley didn't think her parents knew."Well,they will now." Mr.Parker had said. Yea.So I just got done with my guitar lessons.My eye kept twitching,and Jesse didn't really seem to want to be here.He looked tired and flustered.As did I, I imagine.Yea.Well,we kinda laughed.Sometimes we'll both be in great moods and laugh at mostly everything.Ok.So I'm tired and want to eat.I'll try to post something tomarrow,maybe.

                                                Love Jo

Feeling: Exhausted

Wow....I haven't posted in a while.So I just got back from the band Halloween party.x___x Boy am I tired....Monday=parent meeting Tuesday=Guitar lessons and play practise Wednesday=Nada Thursday=sectionals and play practise Friday(Today)=play practise and Halloween Party.Tomarrow is Dylan's b-day,and Sage & Sam are staying the night.Plus we're going to a party. Costume Party.Today was also the Honors Band pizza party.Yummm...And I rode down the hill on the costume rack during 7th period.At one point we hit a pole on the breezeway,causing me to hit my head on a pole in the rack.>< Oww....Yea,so this week has been REALLY busy.And last weekend Dad took me to Lafiette's Landing in Wylie,Teehas.It was great.I game out shaking,and got two free shirts from the Edge stand they had sitting out there.*nods* I had to indentify a band.At first I thought it was Sublime(they had pictures of diff bands on the wheel) but it was 311.No,I didn't lose.This lady gave me another chance at guessing whilest giving me hints.Ok.Yea.*rubs eyes* Sorry if this post is scatter brained,but I've gotta go help cleaning the haussen for Dill's party tomarrow.So I'll try to post more in das morning.

                                                    Auf Wiederstein, Jo

Feeling: Arrrr

 Yea.I haven't posted in a while,eh? Nothing has really been going on around here.Other then the fact I chewed Andy out.Well,whenever Andy talks to me he'll look down at my chest. So I told him that I we are SUPPOSE to be friends,and that if he really thought of me as a friend he needed to respect me and look at my face,that I'm not some Playboy Pullout.He just said "Whatever" and then I told him I would kick him in his crotch if he ever did it again.So then he finally agreed. Well today was All City. I got there just as the lady announced that bass clarients were going first,and I was A.I didn't have time to warm up or anything before I played.And the worst thing was Mr.Ellard was one of my judges.Gah.I didn't make it,either.I'm kinda glad,but sad at the same time,knowing that I wasn't one of the best bass clarinetest there.Yea.Reality pretty much slapped me in the face today and said "Shut-up you ugly whore!" So I spent about 2-3 and a half hours there.Mostly sitting with Brandon and listening to him warm up.When I left, no one from Calhoun had made it into the All City band.Nother big slap in the face. Well,I'm gunna go play Legendz of Zelda:The Windwaker. Tis awesomely fun.

                                                                                 Lurve Jo

Feeling:  Who-wha??

 Has been awhile,ehs? Well nothing has been going on. Nothing to be utterly and dearly concerned with.Had guitar lessons,got new guitar magazine, didn't make all-city,I have all-region this Saturday,I'm mostly likey gunna miss the winter band concert because we're going to WACO! to see Dad and hopefully bring him home, Aiyana chewed Brice out for writing that he "loved" her on his fingers....Brandon wears short shorts and tights....that's all I can think of. Yea.Brandon's been wearing short shorts and tights. xP For the play. But he has nice legs, to be serious. And Sam posted on Xanga to Matthew that she broke her board while trying to do an Ollie over a trashcan....but she left her board AT OUR HOUSE. x____X;;  And I can finally play Happy Birthday on the keyboard. I'm so awesome sometimes. Well  I'm gunna go watch Tv. Oh,and I know have math 2nd period and reading 4th. Know I only have one class with Brandon = / Meh.So I'll go watch TV now.

                                                           Love Jo

Feeling: *insert smiliey here*

 Well,today's All Region phase 2. Dad's gunna pick me up early today to take me to All-Region and all that jazz. Maybe sometime later or so I'll post a rant. I was ranting to myself in the shower soz hopefully I won't forget it xP Last night I had a messed up dream.I went to some haunted house with Brandon and Mom was somewhere in there,but not with me.Anyway, it was all rigged and stuff poped out.Then after we went through, we were introduced to everyone in the haunted house. And one of them was the guy that played Riff Raff in Rocky Horror Picture Show. I hugged him and told him he was mega awesome. Then he said " I'll be right back. I think there's someone you would like to meet." Then walked off. But he never came back :( I wanted an autograph,too... Heh.But it was a really cool dream.I keep having this reoccuring dream about this house that has this chihuahua that doesn't like me unless I'm touching a wall....Yea.Well I'm gunna go get dressed.

                                                                 Love R.J

Feeling  Posessed

 I have no clue if I made All-Region or not. I wish I knew,though. But I saw Sage and Mr.Ellard.No Brandon or any other familar faces. So my eyes have been opened musically. After reading through a Guitar World Magazine down to every last letter, I've been opened to bigger and better things. My newest guitar heros are Dimebag Darell and Vinne Paul. I know have this... this extreme lust to learn more about music, and this craving to master my guitar with every technique out there.Just a new drive for what I want. I don't know what that magazine did, but whatever it did has changed me. I've always been excited about learning the guitar, but now I can taste the music and feel the strings beneath my fingers as we speak. Speaking of which I need to change.I'm gunna try out these new strings I got. See if I like them or not.They're pure metal all the way. Not three metal, three nylon.They're extra light gauge by Silvertone.I'm gunna try new brands as I go along. Find what brands I like and which feel best. And also expand my pick collection with brand name picks and picks legendary guitarists have never heard of. I'm gunna start questioning people on there music choices and preferences too. Cause so many people will be all " I LURVE MY CHEMCAL ROOOOOMANCE!!!"!!"!?!" and they only like one song. Why? Yea. I won't go into that until the rant. Soz I'm off to talk to avain bird flu man and rant.

                                                               Lurve RJ

 Feeling:  Questiony

Ok, so nothing happened, really. Mom came up to school this morning to help me carry my books in. She talked to Aiyana about staying up really late to post on her blog, so now Aiyana's mad at me. Which makes no sense what so ever. Ok, so when we were heading to lunch today this is what happened (Bryce is bold, I'm in original.Brandon is itailic)

"So Jordan, you and Brandon have been going out for about six months now, right?" "Yea...I think a tad bit more than that now, but sure." "And you guys still haven't kissed? *I shake my head no* Well do you want him to kiss you?" "Yea." "Hmm.And he hasn't made a move or anything?" "Not really. Nothing other than hugs and a few cuddles.....why?" "Well, would you like me to talk to him?" "About what?" "You know....making a move." "Well shouldn't I talk to him about that?" *Sage and I start talking while Bryce is thinking.Bryce says something repeatedly but I don't know what.* "So how about it?" "Sure.Whatever."

                                                           **Later on after band**

"So you still want me to talk to him?" "Who?" "Brandon.About...yea. Well, I already told him that I needed to talk to him about his girlfriend...so yea." "Oooooook....Talk to him aobut what?" *Bryce walks off mid sentence.* "O.o Riiiiiiiiight...."

                                                            **After Theatre Arts**

*Brandon walks past me and stops* "Was what Bryce said true?" "....What are you talking about?" "HE said something....that shounded like something Corri would say." "Well what did he say?" "Then you have no clue what he's talking about?" "........I'm confused.What did Bryce say?" "Things." "What kind of things?" "Things....nevermind." *we both walk towards the band hall* "Well I'm about to leave" "Alright."Bye" *hugs and I open the door* "Bryce you lied to me!" "No I didn't! Jordan said she wanted you ---" "Oh gosh...wait...*stutter,stumble* Brandon...I..I know what he's talking about..." *Brandon walks off before I can say anything else* *I go to instrument room and Bryce freaks,I give Sage and little Brandon a hug which Bryce forced himself into.I wlak out and Brandon,Aiyana, and Mickey are there.* "We need to talk..." * he walks off as I slowly follow. Suddenly I relieze he has no clue that I'm there so I sit down on a bench and get out my I Pod*

                So that's the end of that. Yea. I can be quiet stupid sometimes....but I think that freaked him out...later on Bryce told me that he told Brandon "I think she wants you to make a move..." and that's pretty much it. But he seemed....blushy.I dunno.*shrug* So I think  my cousin (Corri) blew her knee out today during pe. And those (sorry mom) damned coaches just  cleaned her up and made her run more!! Luckily Corri called Aunt Lisa and asked her to come and pick her up...They think she blew her knee out..or something else. But whichever happened to her knee, if either, she'll need surgery. Meh. And I think there's something wrong with our collie Bo. Lately he's just been laying there  in the backyard, acting like he cant move his back legs. Mom thinks he's dying...but I hope not. He's an awesome dog, even though he has his stupid moments.*sighs* There was something else.....oh! Mario was impressed that I'm all into Dimebag Darrel and told me today that they're trying to see if Vinne Paul will come out to a Zoma concert. He said he'll let me know what's up, and if he goes I just might get to meet him! You know how cool that would be?? That would just rock my world all over....But ifI did meet him,I have no clue what I would say. But I shouldn't get all excited. Cuase I dunno if he'll come out or not. *shrug* It's something to dream about,though. So I'll try to get that rant out and all.Maybe.*shrug* Well I'm off to change the strings on meh baby.

                                                            Lurve Rubba J

Feeling: Extremely tired

So today was the final performance of Alice in Wonderland and I'm EXTREMELY tired. No we didn't perform this long, but we had a cast party and I've just been up thinking and such. Yea. So I noticed right after Brandon and I started going out, all these girls are just throwing themselves at him.Funny part is, hardly any of them can flirt with him very long before he walks off or something. I can't let the flirting bother me. If he truly liked them, he would dump me. But I'm not single yet, am I?So the past three days have been great. Especially today. Other than the fact poor little Brandon (the Cheshire Cat) pretty much broke his ankle off. But today Brandon kissed me on the head. I dunno how to explain how it felt. It was just....nice. Well,I got to meet Brandon's aunt. She was cheering so loud for me on Friday. Made me feel good. I have a bad feeling me brother Jahcob likes Sam...and if he does, he has no clue how badly he's gunna get hurt. But he won't admit he likes her, so until he does there's pretty much nothing I can do.Yea,I'm rambling. It's one in the morning though....>__~ Meh. Today Mrs.Christwell kept telling Brandon that he needs to stay with me, that I'll help keep him straight. This randomly spurted from mom telling her how I told Andy off. She's all proud of me for that. But hey, it's embaressing when a guy that considers you a friend is staring at your chest 99.999999% of the time...I think Andy's gay anyway.Man I'm so scatterbrained....I can't think straight due to allergies and rootbeer floats.Well, tonight the cast party was awesomeness. Mom told Dad that no parents were allowed to come to the Cast Party, so he's picking me up tomarrow...or technically today.Dad was all layed back about it, but when he told Tiffany she freaked out. Ha. Like she even cares if I come over. She could care less if I fell down a flight of stairs. Did you realize that next week is Thanksgiving? I didn't...up until now. We only have school on Monday and Tuesday.You know what sucks? Now that the play is over I won't be seeing Brandon as much...since we have assigned seats and I'm only in band 6th period with him thanks to that stoopid schedule change.:( Meh....Yea,well I think I'm gunna go try to sleep. Maybe.

                                               Lurve Jo

Feeling: Bleh

Nothing much has happened since that last post.Our collie, Bo , died on Sunday, so now Chance, our mixed breed chow whatever, is depressed. He's better today, but he was really just...bleh yesterday. So when Dad came and got me we went and ate at Poncho's, America's only buffet where the waiteres and waiteresses are involved with everything, not just your drinks, mint/fortune cookie, and receipt.This elderly couple and couple in about their late 30's kept pointing at me and laughing. I think they were trying to figure out fi I was a guy or girl...well,acorrding to mom anyway. I was wearing a skull beenie, Marilyn Manson shirt, and Tripp capris with black sandles.Funny thing is, I just soaked it up. I'm so akward...After that we went to the mall and walked around.I ran into Devan and Francesca (or however you spell her name...)in pretty much every store we walked into.We stopped and talked to our friend at Journy's, got some stuff at Hot Topic and Sam Goody, then headed home. I got Willy Wonka glasses, a guitar nessesity pack by Vinci, a button that says "MUSIC = LIFE" and a Dimebag Derrall tribute shirt. It's  awesome. I LOVE "WE <3 KATAMARI"!! That game so ROCKS!*dances to catchy japanesse music* Katamari damacy...Yea.I'm ok. Just akward is all.Yea,you know? I should be practising playing The Star-Spangled Banner on me guitar. That songs damed (sorry mom) hard on the guitar, with all the skips and what not.Yea, so I guess I'll go do that.I had this rant in my head, but I dun 'member what it was now....Oh, and I've been thinking about doing this thingy called "What I Like About You", where I just list a name and put whatI like and dislike about them.Whoever is currently on my mind or in eyesight/earshot.*nods* Meh, you can make comments on that if you wish. Whatever you please. Yea, so I'm off to try and play my spiffy guitar. Oh! And before I forget, comment on whaty you think a good name is for a black and whiteFender (Squier Strat) would be. Just anything you think I would named an awesome instrument. And it can't be the name of a band,title of a song, or something I could just absoltely be sued for.And plus how stupid does calling your guitar "Hawhorn Heights" sound? Very much so.xP So I'll leave you with your thoughts.

                                                                   Love Jo

Feeling:  Spiffy

So today was like Friday....cept it's Tuesday. O.o Yea. Anyway, nothing too interesting happened today.In 4th period we did this Outsiders vocab basketball thingy aginst 8-1, and of course we won. Sage, Chris, and Noel were there, so things were pretty fun.Cept for the fact people kept calling on me for answers...Yea.Well, during Lunch we couldn't have milk anymore cause some arse face is spilling the milk in this little "milk holder" area of STYRAFOAM trays.And Mr.Parker is saying that that's pretty much 'vandalizism'.Wth? (sorry mum) WHO CARES?! WE THROW THEM AWAY ANYWAY! *steps off soapbox* In science I was putting this workbook up for Mr.Hall, and I saw Brandon's, so I wrote him a little note on his name tag. Chris went over it in pen...Yea.Well after school I put my Dimebag Darrell shirt on.*nods* I felt awesome. And speaking of awesome, my guitar lesson rocked today. I in this really happy mood, which made Jesse seem a tad more relaxed since he ws cracking more jokes and all. I leanred he use to have long hair...O___xKinda akward,imaging him with shoulder length hair...*clears throat* Anyway, I think we were going to see the new Harry Potter tonight, but I'm not sure. I doubt it, with how it's seven and all. Not late yet, I know. But still. It's going on eight.Well I made a devian art thingy. When I actually get the hang of it, and post some stuffs, then I'll post the link. But for now, uhhh no.And they STILL haven't found me mum's boots. X____x Gunna go eat somone, eh? The title, I think, might be my guitar's name.But I dunno yet...I hope Sam doesn't go out and get the same Dimebag Darrell shirt I have...or else I'll finally snap and start foaming from the mouth. I'm tired of being copied then told to stop copying the person that's copying me.Do you have any idea of how annoying that is?Being told by your mortal enemy to stop copying the person that's copying you?? She even went out and tried t copy my pImP jacket. But she failed. Yea, Brandon should know what I'm talking about.The new fluffy lookin' one she has with the tye up sides. Nothing like mine, but she's trying.A little too hard...Meh. I don't think there's anything else to say....Not that I can think of, anyway. Oh, and I need to correct my last post. I meant the Star-spangled Banner, not Amazing Grace.Or whateverI put.....

                                                           Love Jo

Feeling: Turkey

Today, as you know, is the famed day Pilgrims had this huge fest with the Indians.Thank you, Indians and Pilgrims, for giving us another great excuse to eat more.But seriously people,Happy Thanksgiving.Today is a day to eat yourself into acoma, watch parades, and eat yourself into acoma.

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

So go forth people, and visit with those family members you wish weren't there.

Ok,so back to my life xD

Today I've gotta call dad, and tell him I don't want to go over for Thanksgiving.Well,long story short, if he gets me today I wont be back till Sunday, and I'll have to spend all that time "visiting" with Ricky and Racheal...which I really don't feel like doing.Especially since Ricky has suddenly took a liking to me and if I beat him up, pretty much everyone on Dad's side and Tiffan'y side would hate me.The only part I'm worried about is Dad,since he seems to favor Ricky,Racheal and Alisha.Meh.So I best be off.If I haven't IM'd you,or called you, or left you a HTD(Happy Turkey Day)reply, or text messaged you, please let me know.I must get the word out!

                                                                   <3 Jo

Feeling:Too lazy to fetch Frenchy.

Yea,so Thanksgiving Break pretty much sucked other than my cellphone. Thanks to my cellphone,I got to talk to JAHCOB!! and Hayden.Basically,I played We <3 Katamari every chance I got. Other than that,I would be on my cellphone.Well today I wasn't feeling all so peppy and didn't wake up in time to go to school.Yea,I slept through my alarm clock.And I NEVER sleep through my alarm clock.Only when I don't feel good have I slept throught my alarm.Even if I only got three hours of sleep that thing still wakes me up....So yea.Well mom went and took all my homework from last night and gave it to my math and theatre teachers and so I got tonights homework in return(woo).So tomarrow we're going to have this "conference" with these people from Georgia to lean how to build puppets.Should be awesome.*nod nod*I've already got me Brandon a birthday present.Spiffy of me,yes?*nod nod*I agree.I have a thing for nodding,eh? Dunno why.Yea,speaking of nodding my friend Destin hasn't gotten on in since forever...Hmmm...wonder how me spiffy canadian buddeh is doing.*shrug* Well,guitar lessons were today.Mom kept calling my beenie a condom hat O.oScary? Yes.Funny? Absolutely.So now we're trying to hack Sam's computer cause we don't know the password.Mehehehehe....Well, no one will answer any phone,soz...well?What do you expect us to do? *shrug* So,I'm off to finish memorizing my monologue and other stuffs.

                                                             <3 Jo

Oh, and by the way....

I LOVE YOU BRANDON!!!

Feeling: Meh

Well, today went pretteh smooth.Mrs.Fuentes has me doing this advanced assignment in which I must go through "The Outsiders" and write slang.Since only like, six of us were choosen to do this we're spliting it up by two chapters each.I think I get chapter 6 and 12.Anyway,like right at the beginning of sixth period I left to go to Theatre Arts to make these possessed looking water puppet....thingies.Well,it was pretty fun other than everyone was so freaking loud we couldn't hear half of what the lady was telling us to do.It was some live video conference all the way from  Atlanta, Georgia.Pretty shweet.Yea.Twas fun.Afterwards we added finishing touches and then Jahcob and I folded up gift wrapping paper and ate these sour Shocktart things.Yum <3 So after scoowell I did my auditions.First I recited my monologue, then I read this part of a witch, then I went outside to fetch either Jahcob(brobro) and/or Brandon <3 to do a reading with me.Well, before we started she said "And yes.When it says to hold hands,I want you to really hold hands." And I was like 'No problem with me.' So we recited.And when I realized I was suppose to act scared,well...it ruined the whole 'get-to-hold-Brandon's-hand' thing...Yea.Well then we did the whole talk and talk and talk,then I got my hug, then we went to drop Sage off at her house.Now I'm here.I've been reading through "The Outsiders" Pretty much the whole time I've been home.So that way I'm ahead and everything.Oh, and here's some links of paintings I've done on Art Pad.The first one is a rant on love, and the other is a painting of a PaNdA!!

Soz I haven't updated in a while,eh? I'm not sure if I'll keep up with my mood smilies.I'm too lazy.xD Yea, so I'm gunna catch you up.Corri is in the hospital with her knee(Damn coach(Sorry mom)), I got a really huge part in the One Act play,I go to go to the movies with JAHCOB!!!and I've been to Guitar Center.Ok,so Corri is in the hospital,but she's doing just fine.She sounds like her normal,mouthy self :) Heh...but I wish that her knee was just better.It's not fair she has to go through with all this.And yea,I got a major part in the One Act. :D Mrs.Cowells really liked my monologue too.She wants a copy.OOOO!! AND I GOT TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH JAHCOB AND CASEY!!On Friday,I was on the phone with Jahcob talking aobut my new,spiffeh clothes from...*gasp* Old Navy! But they're my style.Red and black.*nod,nod*So anyway,he was asking if I could go see Aeon Flux with him and Casey.Well,mom thought about it.The next morning Jahcob called just as I had gotten outta the shower and had gotten dressed.So I asked mom,and she thought.Finally,after asking Jahcob a few questions, he said he had to go and he would meet me at Movie Tavern if I could go.Well,mom called and asked Poppy...and sure enough she let me go!! She took me to Kroger to get her some coffee and twenty bucks so I could buy tickets and such.Soz she dropped me off,I bought my ticket, then we went inside.Well,just as we got sat down,I realized I still had mom's keys xD soz I called her, got her the house keys and such, then  went back in. The movie was pretty awesome.We laughed alot.At one point,Casey sat on the ground and started freaking out.It looked like he was having a seizer xD Then he whacked his head on the cup holder and Jahcob and I burst out laughing.Aeon Flux was pretty good, for me being a horror movie fan.But I enjoyed getting to be there with Jahcob and all.Twas pretteh spiffy.So when it was over and all,we waited out front till mom got me, then we made sure Jahcob and Casey were picked up all nice and safe like.Well,that night I went to GUITAR CENTER.One word....heaven.Everyone knew everything that you wanna know...knew what amp I should upgrade to and everything. It was great.I got to try out this guitar...and look at everything and anything you could imagine.It was beautiful...That night I ended up staying on the phone about 3 hours with Jahcob,starting at 11:45PM I believe.I kept falling asleep xD At one point I drooled all over the matress I was laying on and I was all "OH crud..." When Jahcob woke me up.Cause it's the guest matress...yea.So this weekend didn't suck that bad.Other than the fact I didn't shave my legs.....that was the worst part.Well,next to seeing Tiffany's face.Yea.And now we're at Monday.Yup.Monday.This Friday we're going to pick dad up.Hopefully.And I'll wear my spiffeh outfit.^ ^ Huzzah! Yep.Soz....I dun think there's anything else to say.I'm gunna go chat wif meh brobro,cuzzy, and CAsey.

                                                            Love Jo

Feeling: Whoa

Yea...same old same old today.Guitar lessons, cold weather....yea.So today I realized I can't ever where my Pimp Jacket ever again.Why? Well why don't you ask the people at school why I'm copying Sam, and why I bought the same jacket as her...."Woa....isn't that the same jacket as Sam's??" Yea.So I'm never wearing it to school again.I'd much rather freeze to death....So this Friday we go to Wacooooo...to get Daddy-ooo.(Spiffy rhymin' skillz,eh?) Yeas.I'll be all spiff3h. But the thing that sucks is that it's Brandon's b-day on Friday...he's having his party Saturday.I'll have to do something.Get him something....other than...heheh....Jahcob knows.

Yea.So each time I complain/whine,I'm having Jahcob hit me.I'm up to seven.Yea.One's from this post.Gah.Whining River.That's what I'll call it.*nod,nod* So yea.That's it.That's all.Maybe I'll post some links or something to make up for the short post.

                                                       Jo

Feeling:IT'S RAINING ICE!!

IT'S RAINING ICE RIGHT NOW!! AND I'M IN TEXAS!!OH, and forget what I said on the last post.About never wearing that coat again.Forget that! I love my Pimp Jacket! So anyway Sam and I got picked up early since it started...icing.I've been home for a while now,but I only recently got online.Well,more like 54 minutes ago....Yea.So far.2:59 right now.Soz I've just been sittin' back and watching TV like the lazy bum I am.Yea,so the first three periods of school went fine.Except for the fact that *WARNING! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS PERSONAL! IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT,THEN JUST STOP READING ALREADY!!* before first period,my bra came off  o.o I have no clue how,but it did.So I was almost late to class thanks to that...it was slightly embaressing.But I got over it.That's why I posted it.It's like that one time thatI wore my band shirt,but forgot to put my polo on under it.And didn't realize that till seventh period. >__< I do some pretteh stoopid things sometimes.*shrug*But that makes me Jo,right?Ok.Well,guitar lessons went fine yesterday.Thanks for asking.Jesse constantly had to help me with positioning my left hand,cause my thumb would be too high, or my wrist would be too bent.Trust me,playing guitar isn't as easy as you think it is.It isn't just sit down and play the most awesome riff ever on your first try.It's practise forever,then one day finally sit down and play that awesome riff.that's why so many people get aggrivated and quit.Cause you can't play awesomely the first time you pick it up.It isn't magikal in the sense that you can play anything the first try.You've gotta learn the fundamentals first.Then shred later   I'm not at that shred later place.I'm more of 1/100th of the way done with fundamentals. >__O  Meh.Oh well.I loves it anyway.Well,did you realize I'll be out of town in two more days?Betcha didn't. But I did.I'm excited. Mom gave me the option of staying home...with my "biological" father to go to Brandon's birthday.Brandon,I love you much, but spend a whole weeked with Tiffany? For one barely whole day with you?Meh.But don't worry.Brandon will get his presents and a nice message from meh on Saturday.Hopefully around the afternoon.Or maybe that night.Depends on what all goes on that day.It might even need to be Sunday.But he'll get his message either way.Soz,I guess that's about it.I'm off to find interesting games to play.

                                       Jo

P.S I LOVE J00 BRANDON

Feeling :Slightly Bipolar 

Well,tomarrow we leave for Waco.I'm excited,of course,but I'm having mixed emotions.Excitement,dred,woa,why? grr,spazy...all those are hitting me at once.Yea.Kinda sucks.But I'm mostly excited.Those other ones just keep poping up cause they're jealous that they aren't the main emotion.*nod nod* Soz nothing has really happened other than cleaning,getting birds unstuck from the blinds,chatting with Brobro....yup.The usual.I'm still not sure if I'm going to the band concert...or play practise that's after school,but I'll be at school.You can bet on that.Yea,so yesterday I watch this PETA film on someone's xanga.They will go unamed as of now.Well,it was this whole thing on how abused farm animals are.Basically vegetarian propaganda,telling all this stuff.The people who made that are sick and twisted.I ended up crying at the end.Just completely breaking down and sobbing.That'show hard it hit me.So tonight when I made hamburgers,I didn't touch mine.Those images are permanantely stapled to my mind.Some people need to know,but others truly don't even need to hear or even see it.So I dunno if I'm going vegan,or vegitarian,or what.But now I feel really guilty for drinking milk,or eating eggs, or enjoying a steak. Even thinking about it makes me depressed.So today is the day one of the greatest guitarists on the face of this earth died.That's right,today is the day that Dimebag Darrell was shot during a concert.Please have a moment of silence for him,pray for him or whatever.And think of Vinnie Paul.Even if you hate rock music please do it.Even if you don't know Darrell please just bow your head and think,ok?Here's to you,Darrell.You've inspired many a guitarist to actually start playing,or keep playing.I'll end my post with this in your thoughts.

                                                       <3 Jo

Feeling: Sleepy and ready for Saturday

Ok,I'm gunna make this a quick 'un. So,to catch you up,all this week,by far, has been finals.Tomarrow is the last final and then we're THROUGH! FWEEE!! Plus tomarrow and Friday are half days,so that rocks too.Well,yesterday we moved into the new band hall,which smells all new and is fun to hide in.So many doors an bathrooms an lockers...*drool*It's spiffeh.But it's also easy to get lost in...but today was fun.During seventh period we were either folding cloth or doing Gingerbread Man.Jahcob and I buddied up and did the G Bread Man.You basically have to make words out of that,with no otomotapedias ,proper names,and a bunch of other rules.Yea.And the last twenty minutes of class was spent taking things to J107.At one point,Jahcob and I went through all the costume racks to the very back of the room.We started yelling "HELP!!" And laughing really hard.One of the costumes had hit me in the face,and it smelled shweateh. x__x But it was funny.Then we kept saying neigh really loud.Why?Well you shoulda been there,huh? Just kiddin'.It twas because we were holding these stools out infront of us,and we were all "Woa...I feel like a horse." Why? I dunno.Yea.Today was also the Thespian Meeting.I went,even thought I'm not sure if I am a Thespian yet.Well,it was fun anyway.And  got to see Brandon's sexy scarf trick xP Don't ask.You weren't there,so it wouldn't make much sense anyway.Well,I'm not sure what else to say...My mind has sploded,soz...maybe I'll think of more later.

                                                                                <3 Jo

Feeling: Clappyish

HUZZAH! My birthday at Dad's was actually fun.Only two of nine didn't show up,so that was a good turn out.And Megan came,soz make that 2 out of ten didn't show up.But it rocked.I got these awesome presents.

Brandon & Megan:Led Zeppelin shirt,I <3 Rap bumper sticker,Follow The Leader by Korn,MISTLETOE!!

Sage:Scarf,Green Day Poster,Eragon

*Jahcob: Pretties,Peeps,Book Light

Kyle: 10 bucks

Sam: Barnes&Noble gift card (25 bucks)

Veronica: MULIT-COLOURED PAPER CLIPS!! Flyleaf by Flyleaf

Dad: Dimebag Darrell Crybaby,Distortion DS-1,Killer picks,Fender picks, Gravedigger picks,Guitar Method in the style of Pantera,two cords for my guitar,a cord to connect the pedals,AC adapter for the pedals

Tiffany's family: Panda diary,Purse?!,locker organizer thingy,pimpin' Ipod holder

Erin,Missy,Tom,and Nigel: 20 bucks

* : Means that said person gave me their gift outside of the party.

Yea.They all rock out loud.They didn't have to,but they did,and that was sweet.Well,not Tiffany's family.But everyone else.AND BRANDON WAS WEARING THE KORN T-SHIRT I GOT HIM!! I was so happy to know that it fit and he liked it and all ^ ^ Yea.It was so awesome.Sage stayed the night and played with my new distortion pedals with me.But we went to Interskate and...SKATED! *gasp* It was alot of fun.Cept the factmy Ipod was freaking out O.o And now this week I'm having another party.No presents,just pizza and fun.Megan,would you and Brandon like to come? I'll have a date posted up here soon.I'm not gunna invite much.Just a few people,some of which shall stay the night.It'll be fun,too.Like I said,I'll get a date up here and I'll call everyone three days before the party.Anyways,back to the Interskate thingy.It was loads of fun.Occasionally I would skate with Brandon really slow like.I didn't speed up until the last hour or so.During Wipeout,Kyle and Jahcob went out there,and when the DJ said Wipeout,they went as slow as they could,causing the gus to lose and the girls to win.It was really funny.And Ricky kept skating up to me asking his stoopid questions and telling me dumb things. I got to where I stopped pausing my music and just kept skating along,ignoring anything he had to say.Sometimes I just wanna rip his 'ead off.Heh...at the house Megan gave me her lucky mistletoe.At one point she held it over my head and said "Braaaaaaaaaandoooonn..." And I started giggling furiously.I bet I turned red too.Brandon just laughed and went back to playing SoulCaliber 2.I still have that mistletoe...You know,I would use it on Brandon if I knew how to.That's confusing,huh? Well,I've only ever kissed a family member on the cheek. *nod nod*Well,I've also kissed books,posters,and animals,but that's not the point. Oooo!!I'm gunna make a headband outta it! ^ ~ It'll be funny. Soz I'm off to play with my sexy distortion pedals.

 Love you muches,Brandon

Feeeling: Just plain tired

Yea,to catch you up,nothing has happened other than guitar lessons.Those went pretty well,other than the fact I have uber weak fingers.Yea,well,about the party,I dunno if there is gunna be one.*shrug* Dylan started throwing up.He's much better now,but now mom's coughing her head off.I wouldn't want any of me buddies to be sick on Christmas or the week back to school.Yea.Well,I'll keep you guys posted on that.I promise.If anything comes up about it,I'll tell ya.I think it might be a few days before New Years.Hopefully none of you guys will have plans if it ends up falling on New Years...not saying that I wan't you to be bored....x__x Gah now I'm confused.Yea.....ok.Mind's back on track.*pops fingers* Expect some really random posts after this...I just feel randomly tired tonight,and no smiley expresses that.Not even Frenchy.Poor Frenchy..Yea...welllll.....I got Taboo from my Autn for my b-day!! x3 Fwee!! I loves me Taboo.Dad was asking me if it was sexual O.o I just looked up at him and said "The only thing sexual about it is the word virgin...."Then went back to playing with the buzzer.I love that buzzer! Bzzzt,bzzzt,bzzzt,bzzzt.....Ahhh...I could press that big red button all day long.So this year,we're opening every last present on Christmas Eve,then playin' with Santa stuffs Christmas Day.Usually,we would open everything that wasn't from mom ,dad, me, or Dill until Christmas Day.But Dadddeeehhh always comes and picks me up mega early to the point of me rushing and trying to get showered and cleaned and presents opened and yadda yadda yadda yadda...So everything comes outta the paper on the eve,yo.Have you ever felt aklward for liking a band? Just feeling weird because all these fan girls love them? I sometimes do,then I'm like "Wait a moment,you stoopid dill!!You're not a fangirl,you don't drool over their faces,so what's there to be ashamed of??" Hmm....yea.Had to let that outta my system.(of a down)It amazes me that I liked so many great bands,but just recently looked them up and realized who they were.I remember getting asked "Do you like Green Day?" And I'm thinking "Who's Green Day?And why should I care?" Then I realize I've been listening to them basically all my life and I whack my self with the stoopid stick.Ok.I'll end this now since I keep forgetting to continue it....>__<

Feeling: Dizzy

Thanks for all the happy birthdays people ^ ^ WEll,yesterday I ended up waking up to horrid stomach pain.Later on,I threw up Blech.It was gross. Well, I ended up sleeping on and off the whole day, and trying to drink water to make sure I could keep it down,so everyone kept calling saying "Happy Puke Day!" and mom joked with me saying "And you thought we didn't get you anything else for your birthday." From mom on the 22nd,I got a new cellphone and a guitar stand ^ ^ Soz tonight is Christmas Eve.Fweee x3 I just might be able to have Christmas Dinner tonight,since I just had some jello and by far it's staying down.I finished Uglies yesterday and started on Pretties.I'm only on page 106,though.To think,yesterday I would feel sick at the thought of food,but today I foam at the mouth xD  Have any of j00 Denton peoplez walked outside today? Man it feels good outside!! U.M. Pubert flooded the bathroom while taking his bath >_< Meh. Don't expect another blog entry tomarrow.I dunno when Dad'll kidnapp me,soz there might be a post,or there might not.*shrug*But I'll try.Alright,well I'm off to watch T.V. and read.Bibi

                                                           <3

Feeling: Ok.

This is one of the most dreaded posts...So Dad came and got me on Sunday, and just kept me till Tuesday.I didn't have guitar lessons today,so why should they rush?Well,Racheal got the stomach flu on Monday,so I went with Dad everywhere and anywhere so I wouldn't have a high chance off getting sick again.Well,we went to some gym called Askew.At one point there was a group of five guys training while Dad was back in Monty's office talking to him and his friend.(I belive his name is Mike)Well,at one point two of the guys started training at this bench closer to me.Note:only one of the guys in this group looked like he worked out,and seemed like he was the most mature out of them.That's blonde guy.Anyway,the guy with the hillbilly boots and the guy with the Linkin Park t-shirt were the ones training.Well,at one point I felt like some one was looking at me,so I looked up and noticed the LP guy was staring at me.Now,the five of them were taking turns glancing at me,so at  fist Iwas just like "Ok..."Then I relized he wasn't stopping.So I cocked my head and furrowed my eyebrows at him until he gave me that "What then?!" shrug.By now,I was creeped out.Finally he said "Why are you just sitting there?It's boring here!!" So I forced myself to laugh,and he walked around all high and mighty for a few moments.You have no idea how much that freaked me out.Yea.So onto what I got for Christmas

From mom's:

Cranium Turbo Edition

S.O.A.D Missle shirt(to replace my old one)

Lime green belt with a black belt buckle that has a four leaf clover on it with an evil skul in the middle

Black and white checker board belt with a black belt buckle that has a silver skull and corssbones on it

55$ in Itunes

See You on the Other Side by Korn

Corpse Bride old timey alarm clock

Corpse Bride mints

25 pink Planet Waves picks

Fairy roller pen

50$ Hot Topic gift card

2 pkgs of guitar strings

2 bottles of crazy nail polish

Crazy chain bracelette

2 pairs of crazy toe socks

A pair of deep pinkish red fairy house shoes

2 knitted beenie,one black one light blue

1 red and grey striped beenie with a huge black skull on the side

A pair of pure black Converse high tops

A nice Emerson three disk stereo

2 bars of cow soap

A necklace with a shiney pick attached

Black pillow

From Dad's:

Taboo(again)

Black leather star bracelette

Happy Bunny CD locker with lock and keys

3 pairs of socks(pink and purple striped,green and black w/ black bow,and pandas on white with houses)

3 pairs of jeans

1 pair of black Tripp pants with lacy chains and pockets

A huge book of electric guitars

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on DVD

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on audio book

CSI hard as heck puzzle

Fall Out Boy jacket

15 multi coloured picks

Black and white checkerboard guitar strap (LEVY'S!!)

Rock the Arts button

Happy Bunny magnets

1 pair of grey socks with blue cheetah spots on them

Panda puppet

guitar strap lock

Travel kit with razor,tooth paste,and toothbrush(cause they forgot my toothbrush >_<)

Slim Jims

Dinky skateboard game

singing ducky

A&W Lip gloss set

Toe thingies

Clear nail polish...

lizard pen

I think that's everything.Yea.I got some awesome stuffs.But I also got the whore gift of homesick and a dead cellphone.x__x Meh.Soz it sucked 99% of the time.Sometimes there would be something interesting going on,like Taboo.or Chris making fun of Harry Potter.Saying that all the movies were the same after Ricky asked him if he wanted to play Harry Potter Scene It? with him.Dad and Chris also made fun of the fact Nancy got Ricky a kit with all these knives in it,calling it the serial killer starter kit.xD I wouldn't be suprised if he goes to the hospital fifty thousand times because of that kit....It's suppose to be for "campfire"....Yea right.So I can't really think of anything else.Other than I might have to reschedule my party thanks to stoopid Tiffany.GAwd I hate her.SO I'll let you know about that.Alrighty.Off to listen to me Emerson ^ ^

                                                          <3 Jo

Feeling: OHMGEE x___x

Ok,well I've just spent atleast two hours getting spyware off my computer x___x Gahck.Well,yesterday I bough WoW ^ ^ Yesness!! It's rockzors.Hey,if you have WoW I'm on the Nathrezim sever and my name is Blairine.Plus I have a lil' impy pet named Belnip.Also I'm undead   I'm only level four...but I'll get up there.I got to level four in about two hours last night,and I'm almost level five.Plus I ish a Warlock.Yea.Well,I'm off to go play xP

Feeling:like making a quick blog post

WoAaAaaa...it's been awhile since I've updated.And Dad's ragging me aobut finishing some...game O.o Meh.Weird.Anyway,Mario called his vet friend and I just might have a summer job.Mario rocks.He's like the older brother I don't really have.He gave mom his name tag which now has a home on my dictator jacket. xP I'm now the Starbucks Manager *nod nod* x3 I rock more than you  Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! *pronounced shred in an excited,squeeling way* Whee.Anyway Jazz band is progressing,every guy I know over 20 is shaving their head (like Jess and Steve...) crazymuch,right? Lemme think....what else....errs..I've became a counciler!!Wheeee!! ^ ^ I like helping me friends.It rocks.Oh,and this sexy saxamaphone player has been hugging me lately after school  Hehehe...*coughcoughBrandoncoughcough* So we have thnis redneck family going on. Chris and Spongemama are my grandparents,Sam's my mom,Josh,Max,Tyler,UT,an Xavion are my uncles.Ohz! and an Aunt Bryson on Jacob's side (Hi dad!) Jahcob's my brother,Sage is my adopeted sister,and Brandon...heh...husband.Yup.We rock.But Xavion had an affair with Spongemama...that's how UT got here...and Chris Selk is my grandmama on Jacob's side xDD Crazyness.We all have diff'rnt stories and such.*nod* Yep.In the Thespian family,Brandon is my grandpa and I'm going out with him.....we're all rednecks here at Calhoun!! Come get a big mug of rootbeer and have a sit down to watch Nascar!  xP Heh.My computer uhsloded.....soz I might not update too much if Poppy doesn't come this Sunday.Only occasionally when I don't have anything else to do and the puter is free. This is my fifth time to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.....> .< Teh guy at Quiznos was really funneh. He kept joking with us,and this other guy commented on the gorilla head houseshoes I was wearing when we stepped in.Yea,well I'm off to finish Science homework. Buhhh bye lovelies!(unless your Cameron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YA!)

Wow.It's been FOREVER since I've updated this thing,huh? It's because I moved on to..{gasps} Myspace and Xanga.So,tons of things have happened since the last update.Brandon and I broke up,I'm going out with Jahcob now,I broke my finger several weeks ago,my hair was recut and highlighted,Sam and her boyfriend broke up...then got back together....so much stuff.Nyuu.But I wouldn't ever dream of deleting this thing.I posted about my first boyfriend on here.Went through some good times.Good...times.Well,if you want,here's my xanga and myspace linkage.

http://www.myspace.com/tehjo

www.xanga.com/short_frog

Yup,there you go.I dunno if I'll start updating this again,though....{shrugs} Who knows?